I know I've been gone a while, but don't let that lead you to think that I've been sleepin' on what's really hood... Spe...

Hey, hello, how are ya? to all my loyal subjects both; young and old, skinny and fat, male and female alike... It has been an ungodly amount...

I...... still... Love.. YOU! Holy Guacamole that was the best fake cry in the history of television..

...They fuckin ruin everything. Who the, what the, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit, i'ontknow man. This is just way too creepy. Was that on star searc...

Or somethin' dumb ass corny like that... Isn't the internet grand? You get to peep game on all the girls you used to scam on in high...