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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Aint I:

Saw this on ignored prayers a while back and can't stop laughing at it:

My man is straight rockin a t-shirt with a photo of himself puttin in work on some skee-o.

The thing that struck me as wierd was that the way this photo was taken, one would automatically HAVE to assume that there was someone else in the room. LOL.

How bout my dude having the same exact expression in both photos? How you gonna be all stern while you're knockin the bottom out? C'mon homie...

Another question that pops into my head: How does ol' girl feel about having her shit all in the streets like this? Who knows, but I'll tell you this, my man is so icey, he doesn't give a FUCK about how that chicken feels son.

-Ollie

Photobombing:

One of the BAMA's informants hipped me to this website this morning. Low brow laughing at other peoples misfortunes.

Peep some gems I picked off from the site:

Peep the gay gangsters. HAHA.

What the hell is that 3 year old doing in Fredrick's of Hollywood?

That guy...

thisisphotobomb.com Check it out. Pretty good stuff over there.

-Olls

Interview With Makeshift by Yours Truly!

Yep, you read that title correct.

Oliver Wrist Interviews Makeshift.

Click the link. Support your favorite blogger and his favorite rapper!!

The original interview was prolly closer to like 25 pages and read more like a conversation amongst friends than an actual interview so it got cut down to size.

Peace to (in no particular order):

Dustin Noden, the photos and layout are ill player!

Makeshift. Your talent is unmatched right now homeboy. Go download the "No Doze mixtape" RIGHT NOW. CLICK HERE to download.

Curiculum Magazine Thanks for hosting the interview!

Sk8mafia Fam. What you got on my skateboard?

Crem De La Crem. Peep the line. Buy some gear.

Piff (California) Herrera. Realer than real.

And most importantly, shouts to TBC for being the inspiration behind me and keeping it funky when I get out of line. LOVE.

-Olls

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Holy Shit:

Yo word niggas - Watch more Funny Videos

I seriously cannot describe the way I am feeling after watching this. I mean, what the fuck dude? What is with my man's beak? His eyes are all pupil. That hair is not doing him any favors niether son. This shit is straight wild.

To address the one post a day issue, I know. I have alot of stuff to write about, but I am working 8 hours a day and my time is a little limited. What can I say man? This bloggin' shit is a struggle. I need a partner.

Want to write a weekly column on the BAMA? Hit me with a comment or e-mail (nickelplatedbama@gmail.com) and lets get it slappin'.

-Ollie

Monday, June 1, 2009

Butteryass Mondays

I stumbled onto this video series on youtube last week. I have seriously watched at least 30 of the videos and have absolutely ZERO intention of stopping. My man "Butteryass Donovan" (Donovan Strain) is pure comedy on that hustle tip.

Peep game.

I really hope you did yourself a favor and watched all 3 of those videos. If you didnt get enough, go hit up homie's youtube channel HERE.

-Olls

First Time Here?

If this is your first time stopping by NickelPlatedBama, I would suggest getting a feel for the blog by going through the archives. There have been too many classic posts to count. If you disagree with an opinion here on the site, make it public. The writer of this blog suffers from a rare condition that allows him to feel absolutely zero remorse when attacking a person's character or, in most cases, lack there of. Please feel free to enjoy, hate, participate, tell a friend to tell 2 friends, but always, ALWAYS stop back here again tomorrow, as you never know what this looney bastard might say next...

Directly below this box you will find an interview with Oliver Wrist by Oliver Wrist that should serve as an FAQ. Anything else you want to know, Oliver will literally answer any and all questions you may have, so don't be shy, shoot an email to Oliver Wrist at: nickelplatedbamadotcom@gmail.com

Nickel Plated Bama: Who? What? When? Where? Why? and How?

Who writes NickelPlatedBama?

Oliver Wrist writes, edits, designs, takes photos, and publishes NickelPlatedBama personally Monday-Friday. Oliver Wrist is an alter ego that I created as a means of getting things off of my chest. Ollie is irrational and flagrant. Once boos are introduced, the hillarity ensues. Rather than feel bad, Oliver chooses to embrace his lunacy and use his shamelessness for a greater good. Oliver's travels and opinions are documented on an almost daily basis. I say almost daily because I don't work on weekends.

What is NickelPlatedBama? What is A Nickel Plated Bama?

Nickelplatedbama is a face-melting social commentary blog written from the perspective of a self absorbed asshole with no shame or morals to speak of. If you're into hip hop music, silky smooth breezys, absurdly opinionated witty banter and reading the rants of an anti-social, overly confident, self absorbed "writer" (for lack of a better word) please continue. NickelPlatedBama is a source for venting and bashing, hating and thrashing, shitting and blasting on everything from bad food to bad music and everything in between. I don't hate everything however. NickelPlatedBama and more importantly Oliver Wrist praise iconic figures such as the ever elusive white girl thickness, mid-'90's hip hop, fashion, graffiti, art, ice cold behavior, celebreality t.v., Chicago Cubs baseball, San Diego Chargers football, College Basketball, Early '90's WWF wrestling, laughing at other peoples misfortunes, and generally acting like a complete type-a sociopath.

Nickel Plated Bama is extra gutter street slang for a nickel (the precious metal) plated hand cannon. You know, a burner, a strap, a gat, a tre pound, a whistle, or for the uninitiated a gun.

When did NickelPlatedBama get started?

Oliver Wrist has been the other half of my split personality for years. It originally started as my DJ'ing name. My career as a DJ lasted only about as long as it took me to write this BIO. As it turns out, I am an awful DJ. Not because I play bad records, but because I butcher the scratches. My brother, Young Smalls, a.k.a. DJ Fuzzy Badfeet, has taken over the reigns and is now my own personal DJ. Although Smalls refuses to accept the things I have taught him since birth as doctrine, he still gets the Oliver Wrist stamp of approval as a purveyor of all things mixed well. He uses my turntables, my mixer, and my records to do his thug-thizzle, but he is a much better DJ than I could ever be, so I just give him enough shit to remain enthusiastic. Being that my foray into the DJ world went south, I decided to use writing as a tool to express myself creatively. Thus far it has proven somewhat successful. How do I know? Well, you're reading this aren't you?

Where did you come up with NickelPlatedBama?

I have spent so much of my valuable time force-feeding the readers of this blog my personal musical preferences (Read: mid-'90's new york hip hop, ign'ant pimp shit, '90's bay area movement, etc.) and blasting all these idiots that set themselves up for utter failure everytime they open their mouth, or press record on the video camera over the last few months, that I forgot to ever place the credit where the credit was due. Nickel Plated Bama is a reference to a line in a song from the 808 King himself (No not you Kanye). I'm talking about The RZA. a.k.a. Bobby Digital. a.k.a. Bobby Boulders. a.k.a. The Abbot. a.k.a. The head of the Wu-Tang dynasty. When I came up with the idea to start writing a blog, I wanted to name it something that most people wouldn't understand right out of the gate, creating a buzz as a result of the inherent curiousity of the average internet lurker. The result was a line from a Bobby Digital album where RZA says "my head is a like a Nickel Plated Bamma". I guess I should just go ahead and spell it out for you. Instead of using an obvious title such as "The Smoking Gun" (besides, it was already taken) for a blog name, I decided to get creative. So, with this blog title, I pay homage to one of my favorite, not only rappers, but creator of things, and still stay sharper than a sword with the usage of metaphor in describing the gun (my keyboard) i use to roast those i deem indesirable.

See above question titled "What is a Nickel Plated Bama".

Why?

Why not is a better question. I hate alot of shit. I want people to know that I hate aforementioned "shit". This was covered in the above section titled "Who writes Nickel Plated Bama".

How do you pronounce the "BAMA"?

It recently came to my attention while I was in the streets passing out stickers and shamelessly promoting this blog that alot of people were mispronouncing the "BAMA". I will make it very easy for you all.

Think Alabama. Don't think Obama. Are we clear now? I really hope so.

Disclaimer:

While most opinions on this site are based in fact, they are merely that, opinions. If you take this shit seriously OR anything that Oliver Wrist has to say personally, than it was definitely directed at you. If you are easily offended, read on, YOU are the target audience. And ladies, Oliver Wrist is the Asshole your mother warned you about. Oliver Wrist is extremely self absorbed and could not care less if your feelings get hurt. If you disagree with anything Oliver Wrist has to say, please make it public, so that Oliver Wrist may be able to roast you publicly.

Sincerely,

The Management

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