Im Sorry!
Young Ollie 'da Boss Giancana took an extended weekend and I havent touched a computer (until now) for about 6 days. My travels have taken me from home to Santa Cruz to San Francisco and back. TBC (the ball and chain) bought me a new camera for Christmas so about 78% of the trip was documented.
In other news, the Chargers mop the floor with the Broncos and win the AFC West.
I need to upload the photos from the cam to photobucket, once that happens the journey will be fully documented.
Until then, read the archives, there are plenty of good stories/posts to get you through 'til this afternoon.
-Ollie's back
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Beyonce has some 'splainin to do
Not only is Beyonce responsible for that God Awful "single ladies" joint thats got all these little hoes gettin outta pocket demandin rings and shit, but she is personally responsible for all these youtube videos of people gettin realllllll silly wit' it. Im feelin mad lazy today, so im just gonna post up some **new** single ladies videos. Already hit you folks off with the heavy set cat in the leotard, and the shim (she/him) with the bad wig that takes a nasty spill on the wood floor.
And my new favorite:
Little girl has got so much sass. Go get em baby girl. I see her becoming one of the Alley Girls real soon.
-Ollie
And my new favorite:
Little girl has got so much sass. Go get em baby girl. I see her becoming one of the Alley Girls real soon.
-Ollie
Christmas Wish List 2008
I dont want much folks. Here are a few items i would like for Christmas, in no particular order of importance.
#1
Vintage Starter Cubs satin jacket. That joint is too fresh.
#2
Nikon D90. Basically the hardest camera out right now. I have no experience with a camera of this nature but i want it none the less.
#3
Jessica Biel's ass is straight fire. Nuff said.
#4 This isnt so much something i want as it is something i want to see end. I never want to look at this...
...again. Please end the tight sagging before it becomes this:
Incidentally the skinny cat from "The Cool Kids"...
Has a striking resemblance to another fashionably challenged Rapper, you may know him as Fabolous:
Do you see it??
#5
Chargers win the AFC West with a record of 8-8 and go on to win the super bowl, how fucking gangster would that be??
#6 Death to the VOCODER!!!
#7 Death to Joe Rogan!
Finally, and prolly most important, i want this blog to start generating some of this:
Cause Im lazy and I dont want to work anymore.
To make a contribution to the Oliver Wrist Christmas Wish List Fund, please feel free to contact me:
Nickelplatedbama@gmail.com
On a different note, went out and partied pretty fierce on Friday. Got some good pics, i'll post the story after I upload the photos.
-Have an Ollie Jollie Christmas
#1
Vintage Starter Cubs satin jacket. That joint is too fresh.
#2
Nikon D90. Basically the hardest camera out right now. I have no experience with a camera of this nature but i want it none the less.
#3
Jessica Biel's ass is straight fire. Nuff said.
#4 This isnt so much something i want as it is something i want to see end. I never want to look at this...
...again. Please end the tight sagging before it becomes this:
Incidentally the skinny cat from "The Cool Kids"...
Has a striking resemblance to another fashionably challenged Rapper, you may know him as Fabolous:
Do you see it??
#5
Chargers win the AFC West with a record of 8-8 and go on to win the super bowl, how fucking gangster would that be??
#6 Death to the VOCODER!!!
#7 Death to Joe Rogan!
Finally, and prolly most important, i want this blog to start generating some of this:
Cause Im lazy and I dont want to work anymore.
To make a contribution to the Oliver Wrist Christmas Wish List Fund, please feel free to contact me:
Nickelplatedbama@gmail.com
On a different note, went out and partied pretty fierce on Friday. Got some good pics, i'll post the story after I upload the photos.
-Have an Ollie Jollie Christmas
Monday, December 22, 2008
Its been a while...
since ive been able to pat myself on the back, but yes, your boy Ollie did indeed give you bastards 3 winners. In fact, I was 100% in college football. Just dont take my word in NFL cause i am something like 2 for 9.
Lets review the weekend.
Wake Forest vs. NAVY. Wake Forest gave your boy a scare, but i realized that the points scored by NAVY were a direct result from turnovers. Once Wake Forest got their shit tight, it was a wrap.
Arizona vs. BYU. This was an easy game for me, and the funny thing is, most people were on the other side riding BYU's ranking (#16) right into a loss. Ive said it before and i'll say it again. The Pac-10 is a debatable 2nd toughest division in college football. When you have to go up against the likes of Cal, Oregon, Arizona State, and USC every year, you know that youre gonna have a tough team. Counter that with a Conference USA team (BYU) whose best win this season was against a weak ass Air Force squad. The game was a cake walk, and thats where it ends.
Colorado State vs. Fresno State. What can I say? Its a bittersweet victory for me considering I know prolly 20 people personally that graduated from Fresno State, so going against my home college (the closest to my block) is a bit sac religious. However, I learned years ago from my father that using your heart, or rather having any sort of ties to a team and letting that affect your betting is a sure fire way to get beat on a regular basis. Fresno State has not been able to win the big games when they needed to this year, so it came as no surprise that Colorado was able to blast through that weak ass defensive line.
Other picks I had were South Florida over Memphis and Southern Mississippi over Troy.
*Side Note* I know it wasnt a big game for most people, but I got stuck watching the Southern Mississippi vs. Troy bowl game. Why? Well, for some ridiculous reason NBC lost its signal at my house so I couldnt watch the Giants make that great come back against the Panthers. 34-28, I can only imagine how great of a game it was.
Anyways, did anyone watch that Southern Miss game?? Sometime late in the first quarter this happened. **NOTE** Not for the faint of heart.
SNAP!!! Dude, thats a straight up chicken leg right there. It reminds me of this cat...
Thats Corey Hill from the UFC and that photo is not photoshopped. He completely destroyed the bones in that leg and turned it into rubber. Nasty Shit.
Anyways, to recap, Ollie is a College Football genius (5-0 in the bowl pick-em challenge thus far). Cats need to drink some more milk.
In NFL news, the Buffalo Bills finally did their job and beat the Broncos, which sets up a week 17 battle for the AFC west between my beloved San Diego Chargers and the bati boy Denver Broncos. Winner goes to the playoffs. Its actually kind of sickening that 8-8 is good enough to take a division.
AFC East is shaping up for a great finish this year.
Im going to go on record right now and say that the super bowl is going to be one of the following 4 scenarios.
Baltimore Ravens/Indianapolis Colts vs. New York Giants/Carolina Panthers. Winner? Ravens.
It hurts me to say it but I dont think my boys are going to make it to the big dance (given they even make it to the playoffs).
Lets review the weekend.
Wake Forest vs. NAVY. Wake Forest gave your boy a scare, but i realized that the points scored by NAVY were a direct result from turnovers. Once Wake Forest got their shit tight, it was a wrap.
Arizona vs. BYU. This was an easy game for me, and the funny thing is, most people were on the other side riding BYU's ranking (#16) right into a loss. Ive said it before and i'll say it again. The Pac-10 is a debatable 2nd toughest division in college football. When you have to go up against the likes of Cal, Oregon, Arizona State, and USC every year, you know that youre gonna have a tough team. Counter that with a Conference USA team (BYU) whose best win this season was against a weak ass Air Force squad. The game was a cake walk, and thats where it ends.
Colorado State vs. Fresno State. What can I say? Its a bittersweet victory for me considering I know prolly 20 people personally that graduated from Fresno State, so going against my home college (the closest to my block) is a bit sac religious. However, I learned years ago from my father that using your heart, or rather having any sort of ties to a team and letting that affect your betting is a sure fire way to get beat on a regular basis. Fresno State has not been able to win the big games when they needed to this year, so it came as no surprise that Colorado was able to blast through that weak ass defensive line.
Other picks I had were South Florida over Memphis and Southern Mississippi over Troy.
*Side Note* I know it wasnt a big game for most people, but I got stuck watching the Southern Mississippi vs. Troy bowl game. Why? Well, for some ridiculous reason NBC lost its signal at my house so I couldnt watch the Giants make that great come back against the Panthers. 34-28, I can only imagine how great of a game it was.
Anyways, did anyone watch that Southern Miss game?? Sometime late in the first quarter this happened. **NOTE** Not for the faint of heart.
SNAP!!! Dude, thats a straight up chicken leg right there. It reminds me of this cat...
Thats Corey Hill from the UFC and that photo is not photoshopped. He completely destroyed the bones in that leg and turned it into rubber. Nasty Shit.
Anyways, to recap, Ollie is a College Football genius (5-0 in the bowl pick-em challenge thus far). Cats need to drink some more milk.
In NFL news, the Buffalo Bills finally did their job and beat the Broncos, which sets up a week 17 battle for the AFC west between my beloved San Diego Chargers and the bati boy Denver Broncos. Winner goes to the playoffs. Its actually kind of sickening that 8-8 is good enough to take a division.
AFC East is shaping up for a great finish this year.
Im going to go on record right now and say that the super bowl is going to be one of the following 4 scenarios.
Baltimore Ravens/Indianapolis Colts vs. New York Giants/Carolina Panthers. Winner? Ravens.
It hurts me to say it but I dont think my boys are going to make it to the big dance (given they even make it to the playoffs).
Friday, December 19, 2008
Inspiration
You wonder how and where i find the inspiration to drop these marvelous morsels of dopeness on the legions of fans every day?
Dear Josh, Please Click Here
Hows that for inspiration.
In other news, the grass is green, Its Still Cold In the D, and I still hate Joe Rogan.
If you see me in the streets, tell me you love me, but dont stare at me man, id hate to have my boys doin bids for clappin my fans. LOL. Holler bitch.
-Oliver Wrist
Dear Josh, Please Click Here
Hows that for inspiration.
In other news, the grass is green, Its Still Cold In the D, and I still hate Joe Rogan.
If you see me in the streets, tell me you love me, but dont stare at me man, id hate to have my boys doin bids for clappin my fans. LOL. Holler bitch.
-Oliver Wrist
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