Dear Sk8Mafia:

This deck fuckin rules.



I'll take 2. thanks. haha.

I see you Larelle... What up Shift?!

-Ollie

It's My Birthday

Yep. Your boy Ollie is celebrating his 26th today. I know, I know, I'm an old ass man. But you know what?? It just makes me wiser than thee...

Because it is my birthday, I'm only gonna work a half day, which means this is all you will be getting from me today. I was going to do a guess that rack post, but I would rather just kick back and wait for that clock to strike noon so I can get up outta heyah.

-Olls

Leighton Meester Sex Tape

Yes, you read that right. But who is Leighton Meester?



Leighton Meester is the sexy little tomcat from the t.v. show "Gossip Girl".

Interestingly enough, I don't watch Gossip girl. I mean, I watch every other teenage angst ridden, 30 year olds playing high school kids, bullshit drama on television but the one with this hot little piece is the one I've been missing.

Peep the tail game (is there a tail game?)...



The rumors about the tape are that there isnt really any balls deep penetration happening here but she is naked a good chunk of the time (with lots of T&A) and then there is several minutes of a footjob?

What is my man thinking? You got one of the hottest little numbers on the market parading around naked for you in all her young glory and you want her to rub her feet on your dick and balls?

Are you kidding me dude?

Here's the "cover" for the tape that homie is shopping around...



We'll just have to wait til the tape hits the streets to know if that dress up there is an optical illusion of tail.

Trust in your good Uncle Ollie, when the tape hits the web, you will have the links.

-Uncle Ollie the Faithful

Unexpected Tail: Kate Beckinsale??

One of the Bamettes hipped me to this the other day. I never gave this chick a second look. I mean, she's fly, but she wasn't packin heat where it counted. Or was she??



That thigh game is ferocious, but is there a tail back there??



You're damn right there's a tail. Is she the new Jessica Biel?



I can't go that far yet. What I can say is this: I have spent an unreasonable amount of time reviewing these photos and I seriously can't seem to find a single thing wrong with Kate Beckinsale. She is as close to flawless as I can find.

Let's review:

Pretty face? Decent chest plate?



Check. Check. Fierce thighs? Smooth stomach?



Check. Check. Tail?



Chiggity Check. Hot euro accent?



Yep. Look out Nelly Furtado, Kate Beckinsale is coming for that #1 spot.

-Uncle Ollie

New BAMA Logos:

Sunday afternoon I went over to the homie Sam's house. Sam will serve you suckers somethin' serious on that illustrator/photoshop tip.

Anyways, I posted that picture of the Obama X Cubs logo a few weeks ago. I had been tryin to get Sam to flip it for me since. We finally linked up and this was the end result. Can't say that it is neccessarily FINAL, but it's a really good start...



So after I left, Sam put together a few more ideas and e-mailed them to me this morning...







So, my question to the valued readers is simple, What do you think? Are these T's that you would wear? Remember, they will be in different colorways, black is just the default color in illustrator...

Hit me with your opinions!!

-Ollie

Throwback Thursday BBOTD: Lisa Raye

Everybody remembers Lisa Raye right?



She played "Diamond" in that Ice Cube produced flick "The Player's Club"... Peep some video for recollection purposes only. NSFW.

Lisa Raye - The Players Club
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Sorry... I had to sneak off for a second there... LOL I keeed I keed..

Instead of explaining how dope Lisa Raye was/is I'm gonna let the photos do the talking. Let's get a second angle on that bikini shot...



JEEZUS. Does everyone see that definition between thigh and ass? The inner thigh too... "The lawwwd is my shepid, he know what i wahnt!!"

Yeah, those joints are from the late 90's, so the question we are left asking is: "Does she still got it??"



And the ever so classy "ecentric, self expressing" joint:



CotDamn. That's a bubble. No other way to describe it. The honey bit doesn't do much for me, nor does that awful ass afro, but the thighs line up with that tail so nicely that I can let that bullshit slide.

For the record, Lisa Raye is now 41 and divorced from an abusive husband. Cougar alert. I bet she'd be pretty easy prey after that horrible relationship she just got out of... Food for thought...

-Allofher Wrist

Sign Me Up!

Are you fucking kidding me?


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Imagine the summers at the lake you would have with this... the amount of tail? Dude, this shit is a bigger pussy magnet than a porsche, ferrari, or party barge.

-Ollie

Miss USA 1991: Porn Star

Kelli McCarty, formerly Miss U.S.A. 1991 and star of that hideous daytime soap "Passions" recently made the big step (down?) up to gettin railed on video for a MILF type series for Vivid Video.

Cats that know what's poppin in the porn world know that Vivid Video runs shit. These cats have had the top notch breezies on lock for decades, and they just added another thoroughbred to their stable. It is a dream of mine that every good lookin' female celebrity (a-list to z-list, I'm not picky) make some sort of sex tape. Why? Well I think Jim Norton said it best"

I'm paraphrasing "you (female celebs) should be required to be filmed having sex in order to consider yourself a sex symbol. I mean, how do we know Marilyn Monroe wasn't a fuckin retard in the sack? At least we know Paris Hilton can suck a dick, therefore she is allowed to be considered a sex symbol..." or something to that affect. But it makes perfect sense.

Alot of the blogs around the webs are gettin mad salty about this and goin hard on ol' girl for jumpin' into porn. WHY AGAIN?? This bitch won the most prestigious beauty pageant this country has to offer, then finished in the top 5 for the UNIVERSE, and cats dont want to see her get treated like dirt in a porno?

What is this world coming to, seriously. I do think she would have been better served to join the cast of "Rock Of Love part 9" but this way, at least I get to see this crazy old bird get banged out.

This is a little video of a photoshoot. It is technically safe for work.

New Years Resolution... Only 5 Days Late

First of all, let me make my last apology for 2009 right now. Yeah I said it, I will not apologize again to anyone for the rest of this year. Why you might ask? Well, to be completely honest, I dont feel that I will be wrong about anything, and secondly, if I am wrong, I don't care enough about you to apologize for it.

Back to the apology, Why? Well, when the holidays rolled around I really got lazy. I was not puttin in work the way I had promised you folks early on in the career of young Ollie. That shit is over with now. I am 100% back on my grind. I will be a posting machine, I will make the mixtape i promised, I will clown on more idiots than ever before, I will take more pictures to document the adventures of Ollie, I will post more bad bitches, and I will cheer for my teams like never before. That my friends, is a new years resolution. None of this "I will lose 10 pounds", or "I'll quit smoking" (already did that by the way) bombaclot bullshit, NickelPlatedBama is doing it bigger than cigarettes in 2009. Get down with the get down.

Speaking of cheering for my teams... The mighty Lightning Bolts (or as you may know them, the Chargers) took the M.V.P. havin ass Colts right out the playoffs.



The score, 23-17 (overtime finish) is very, VERY misleading. Lets get it straight right now, the Chargers absolutely stomped the Colts. The defense was SHUT DOWN. Punting... well lets just say Mike Scifres earned an M.V.P. vote from me for his SPECTACULAR display of punting prowess on Saturday. Dude had like 5 punts that pinned the Colts inside their own 5 yard line. Do you realize how ill that is? The Chargers held the M.V.P. scoreless, and to less than 100 yards in the second half. Hell, if it wasnt for the one big pass to Reggie Wayne in the first half, the Colts wouldnt have scored more than 10 points all game.

Darren Sproles, the other M.V.P. of Saturday night's game walked all over the Colts defense...




Bob Sanders was seein a whole lot of the back of Big D's jersey that night.

Phillip Rivers showed up and played a mediocre game, but showed some serious heart when he tucked the ball for a run on a long 3rd and 9...



In fact, this game never should have went to overtime. If it wasn't for a goal line fumble by game M.V.P. Darren Sproles, the Lightning Bolt Hopeful wouldn't have had a worry in the world.

Moral of the story? The Chargers are, without a doubt, the hottest team in the NFL right now. The defense is coming on strong, the running game with Sproles, Hester, and occasionally Tomlinson is stronger than ever. We have the ability to run the table here. Next stop, Pittsburgh. Big Ben is gonna get what hes got coming and things are only lookin up from here.

In other NFL news I was 3/4 on my picks this weekend. I thought Atlanta should have creamed Arizona, but what can I say? Rookie quarterback meet Veteran.

Predictions for divisional round playoffs...

Arizona loses to Carolina.

The Eagles get mopped by a resurging New York Giants team.

The Chargers do what they do and whoop that ass in Pittsburgh.

Baltimore pulls out an upset against the Titans.

-Ollie is back

Christmas Wish List 2008

I dont want much folks. Here are a few items i would like for Christmas, in no particular order of importance.

#1



Vintage Starter Cubs satin jacket. That joint is too fresh.

#2



Nikon D90. Basically the hardest camera out right now. I have no experience with a camera of this nature but i want it none the less.

#3




Jessica Biel's ass is straight fire. Nuff said.

#4 This isnt so much something i want as it is something i want to see end. I never want to look at this...



...again. Please end the tight sagging before it becomes this:



Incidentally the skinny cat from "The Cool Kids"...



Has a striking resemblance to another fashionably challenged Rapper, you may know him as Fabolous:



Do you see it??

#5



Chargers win the AFC West with a record of 8-8 and go on to win the super bowl, how fucking gangster would that be??

#6 Death to the VOCODER!!!

#7 Death to Joe Rogan!


Finally, and prolly most important, i want this blog to start generating some of this:



Cause Im lazy and I dont want to work anymore.

To make a contribution to the Oliver Wrist Christmas Wish List Fund, please feel free to contact me:

Nickelplatedbama@gmail.com

On a different note, went out and partied pretty fierce on Friday. Got some good pics, i'll post the story after I upload the photos.

-Have an Ollie Jollie Christmas