Terribly Awesome

Dude, I had no idea what to expect when i clicked on this video, but damn am I happy that I did. That auto-tune in the hook is just unreal, and that 1981 apple computer frankenstein monster he's using to create this masterpiece just makes it that much better. ha.

****Update****

I'm lookin at that mess on the table, am I seeing a weedwhacker motor? Man, this guy is dangerously smooth.

-Olls

Fucking White People...

I'm taking the rest of the week off. Enjoy the holidays you gluttonous fucks.

-Ollie

Throwback Thursday: Necro - Underground

I remember knockin this shit really tough my Junior year of high school. The thing that stands out most in my mind is that my punk rock homies were hella into Necro, but nothing else that I was showing them at the time. I guess Necro's absurd brutal death rap transcends genre's for impressionable youth. Me? Not so much. I've been steadfast in my appreciation of hip hop music for the better part of 2 decades. That may date me a bit, but new jacks gotta know where all their favorite underground artists came from, and what impact they had in the years before you discovered them.

What were you knockin in 2000?

-Old ass Ollie

Clipse - Popular Demand

Mother of christ this shit knocks...

Sorry, had to go back and listen again. and again. and again.

Do yourself a favor and cop this album "Til the Casket Drops" on Dec. 8th, but before you do that, go over to The Anatomy Magazine blog and sign up for the free digital magazine set to release in January. BUT, if you sign up now, you can get the first issue in December with Malice and Pusha T (collectively known as The Clipse) on the cover.

Let me just take a quick second to reiterate this... My mellow, my man, CBrett is about to be at the helm of one of the better urban fashion/music/culture magazines that the internet has ever seen. Cover story of the first issue is The Clipse? You kiddin me right now? BIG UPS and 1 brazillion props to Cliff and his crew for putting together what I am sure will be one of the best mags around. I mean, no shots or nothin, but Cliff, you're slippin not havin young Ollie's column in that piece.. HAHA. All in due time..

Oh and did I mention it is free to sign up?

The Anatomy Magazine.

Don't say I never gave you nothin.

Peace.

Oh yeah, shout out to Mr. Makeshift who is set to be featured in the first issue as well...

CLIPSE!!

-Ollie da Don

Brady Bunch Boyz

So the other night I was havin some drinks with my brother and the snowmaster (ha) downtown in this fair city of ours. After 5 or 6 pints me and Smalls decided to bail. On the way home, i look across the street and see a group of youngin's jerkin it somethin fierce. So, you know me, I stepped to em, and we had a little photo shoot...



Peace to my dude holdin up the wall, that's my shit right there!



For real tho, and I ain't bullshittin, homie on his toes held that pose for like 12 seconds. no joke.

I told em let me get a group shot and they said "blow up". I didn't get it, but then they all threw up their crew sign and bam...



The wild shit is, they told me their crew name and I forgot it til like 3 hours ago. I searched for these kids on youtube and whattayaknow? They got a video up from the same night I caught em jerkin at the convention center.

Now, I'm no master of jerkin myself, nor do I know what qualifies a person as good, bad or indifferent, but i do know these little knuckleheads got some game.



Told ya'll I'd put you up. Sorry it took so long. Stay trilllllll.

-Ollie the Jerk

Photo dump

I've been on my job takin flicks pretty hard in these streets the last month or so. These are a bunch of flicks I snapped. Enjoy...



Almost caused a wreck to get this. Ol boy was slumpin hard on his 16" cruiser.



Slow down and let the golddiggers count my spokes...



Carnivore.



Jheri curls are makin power moves amongst the tweens.





Catering to the tastes of the border brothers.





His homies were holdin him up. I've never seen jelly legs like this in my life.



Horse race hat?



Mustache rides are different in spanish.



That facial hair tells me that homie aint to be trifled with.



I asked if he was holdin it for his girl.. "Nah".



Gassed on the bud light chick.



She's like a 6.8



I like this flick.



As always, if you have a beard, youre good with me.



R.I.P. Think Skateboards.




Did you see that pony tail coming? Cause I sure as hell didn't.



Yep.



Twizted holmes.



Maybe better than above moustache.



Pooka shells and thriller jacket. nice moves.



Lay it out there.





My form is flawless.



Ran out 3 racks, hung the last ball. 15 beers deep at the fair. Those games are rigged, but i'm nice with the cue stick.





Odelay!



Young Noah, the protege.



Gettin hassled by the piggies.



Latin heat.

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Halloween 2009.



Leeloo.



"What are you supposed to be?"... "Bad fucking ass."



These boots are major. Heavy in the streets.





This photo is official.





Sesame Street. Heavy in the streets like the seven series beemer mayne...





Magnum P.I.



Surprisingly, the only M.J. I saw all night.



I can't call it.



Even a broken hand aint slowin him down.





A chola chick, that'll shank ya dick...



Funky chicken?



Rad.







After about 20 drinks, I was convinced this was John Gosselin.



"Who the fuck pushed me down?"



yessir.



Red haired girls rule.

Thats it for now. I should really put my game face on and post the rest of the flicks from Venice.

-Ollirazzi