Thursday, September 25, 2008

My name is Joe Rogan and i'm the biggest fuckin tool on the planet!

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THIS FUCKING GUY!!
I swear to god, he is personally responsible for my disliking of UFC. Just look at this fool, the fashionable 2 day beard (that this fuckin gorilla prolly grew in 6 hours), and for christs sake look at that shirt... extra smedium when he clearly needs minimum XL, the perpetual black eye (seems the swelling has faded in this photo), see below:

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not to mention the fact that he is lovin that white (see cocaine) and drinks more than tucker max (see tuckermax.com).
It really upsets me that they allow this jerkoff loser on television. He has a voice that makes Fran Drescher (see "the nanny") sound like Phil Collins. His constant babble and slobbering on the mic ranks him #1 on my list of people who should be thrown from an airplane without a chute.

Dear Joe Rogan, put yourself in a rear naked choke and have the willpower to not tapout.

END RANT for now... more to come as my blood cools back down from 175* to the standard 98.6*.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joe Rogan is actually a pretty awesome guy. He DOES NOT do cocaine, or anything dangerous for that matter. He is laid back and has a good grasp on life. You should actually do some research before you open your mouth about someone you know nothing about.

Anonymous said...

So you hate Joe Rogan because he wears tight shirts and doesn't shave regularly. You sir are a fucking faggot. You probably have a mouth full of dicks right now. I bet you secretly wish that Joe Rogan will gorilla fuck your gay ass.

Anonymous said...

cry me a river you fucking baby! Jealous of Joe much? Another keyboard tough guy

Anonymous said...

I think he's hot as!! I love the Unshaved look, it's very masculine. Tight shirts are totally in at the moment. And if the ranter does actually want joe to gorilla fuck his ass, he will have to get behind me in the line, but while I'm waiting, I'll gladly have a mouthful of cocks! YUMM YUMM

Elise Finchet said...

Wow dude you really have no kind of life do ya. I really love when people who have no life call other people tools. YOU SIR ARE THE FRIGGIN TOOL. Stop being a d-bag and hating on rogan and get a life.

Charlie Gray said...

Joe rogan is the realest dude on tv and radio ur just jealous u can't be as live as him u fucken donkey. Try getting off the couch and get a life so u don't bring othere peoples lives down! Because of ur own insecurities ... Peace and love bitch

Anonymous said...

You are wrong, you should reconsider your life...