Thursday, September 25, 2008
My name is Joe Rogan and i'm the biggest fuckin tool on the planet!
THIS FUCKING GUY!!
I swear to god, he is personally responsible for my disliking of UFC. Just look at this fool, the fashionable 2 day beard (that this fuckin gorilla prolly grew in 6 hours), and for christs sake look at that shirt... extra smedium when he clearly needs minimum XL, the perpetual black eye (seems the swelling has faded in this photo), see below:
not to mention the fact that he is lovin that white (see cocaine) and drinks more than tucker max (see tuckermax.com).
It really upsets me that they allow this jerkoff loser on television. He has a voice that makes Fran Drescher (see "the nanny") sound like Phil Collins. His constant babble and slobbering on the mic ranks him #1 on my list of people who should be thrown from an airplane without a chute.
Dear Joe Rogan, put yourself in a rear naked choke and have the willpower to not tapout.
END RANT for now... more to come as my blood cools back down from 175* to the standard 98.6*.