Lisa Turtle was baaaaaaad!

Nah check that... IS bad.

Remember Lisa Turtle from Saved By The Bell??



Whew, i dont know about ya'll but Kelly and Jesse weren't doin' it for me, Screech had it right the whole time, it was Lisa I always wanted to cut with... Look at that smooth stomach...

Its good to know that honey dip is still keepin it right after all these years... Remember her in "How High" with Meth and Red??? She was right then, and she is right now...



Yo Lisa, holler at a player fa'real...

-Ollie the throwback King

Its Thursday and you know what that means...

Were takin it back to a smoother time in hip hop, in California, hell in the world for that matter. This is one of my all time favorite "West Coast" joints of all time.

Mac Mall - My Opinion



Dayum, you hear that gangster ass twism whistle?

That slow drag on the bass line?

The second voice doin doubles throughout the entire song?? (By the way, im about 85% convinced this is where DMX got the idea for that high pitched second voice on the "Damien" joints.)

This had all of the elements of an early '90's Gangsta Rap certified classic.

And for all you Mac Dre "fans" out there, this is who he swagger jacked to become your favorite rapper.

(P.S. The "quotes" are because 70% of the Mac Dre fans nowadays werent even scrapin until after he died.)

Some other bay area joints i was knockin in '95...





-Ollie the slapper

You cant be serious...

In recent gangsta rap news this greezy ass bird:



got shot during a drive by shooting in front of her house. Do we know who she is??? Oh hell yes, thats B-Fly, a.k.a. Sherani Taylor, a.k.a. The Game's sistah. yup.

Say hello to street cred and a platinum record by spring 2009. Considering there hasnt been a rapper shot in damn near a year, it was way overdue, but for real, was she the target?? I mean how much of a threat could she be to anyone as a gangster?? And what about the game, is he going to retaliate, was this a stray bullet, was this some piru blood shit?? WHATS REALLY HOOD??? Game get at me, i need the scoop.

I swear son, ive been considerin gettin shot myself to stimulate some revenue of off this blog.

Oh yeah, peep her comments on the shooting from her myspace:

"Never did i think when i woke up it could really be the end of my days…But i truly believe in God!!!He has granted me another day at life , another day to love, another day to breathe, another day to bounce back, and anotha day to praise him for life. I have really found the true meaning of life and that is to” live it to its fullest” every second of the day, not to take things for granted ….and to bless everything that i have. I had so much to complain about until this brush with death surfaced but now i know that everything in my life has its purpose and place. People will always have their opinions but I know me and what im about."

“Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.”

I guess for those of you who ever wondered what this guy:



(ive been waiting for a reason to drop that one on em)... ahem, for those wondering what the game would look like as a female, there you go, you know your boy ollie stays icey for your sake.

-Fresh off vacation and ready to hurt some feelings Oliver.

This just in: Dane Cook, YOURE NOT FUNNY!

What in the FUCK is going on in this world when this douchebag is the biggest thing in comedy??

Jesus Christ, HBO gives him his own tour with a couple other halfwits, Robert Kelly, no not that icey cold pimp behind the mask...

Im refering to THIS GUY------->

Hes a hack, end of story.
So what i'm thinkin now is that i will take it as a personal challenge to help the readers of this blog to realize what real comedy is. And no, i'm not going to give you Richard Pryor or George Carlin, you're gonna get some of the lesser known but funnier comedians. This weeks comedian is Robert Schimmel. This is just one of many clips available on youtube, spend some time searching and find out why i think he is so funny.