Dave Macdowell Rules

This guy's stuff is so good it makes me want to cut off my own hands so as to never attempt to use a paintbrush again. Cotdamn... This dude is doing it.

New Makeshift Leak: NPB Exclusive

Been slackin on that j.o. last few days. Shoulda never left you, but I'm here, and I come bearing gifts.

Talkin to the homie Shift this morning and he blessed me with a new joint.

"You be puffin Stress"...



According to my dude, the BAMA is the first blog to get this up, so enjoy.

And because I'm such a good cat, here's a link to download the track and have it for your ipod. I know, I know, I'm too good to the streets.

Download Here

New Crem De La Crem T's in the Streets

Big ups to my mellow, my man Dustin and the rest of the squad over at Crem De La Crem for throwin down some buttery ass new designs for the fall run of Crem De La Crem T-shirts. You have got to get you some. Click Here to get laced...

Have a sneek peek:











and my personal favorite...



From what I can gather, all t's are available in different colorways. If you want my opinion, get 2 of everything, in BLACK.

This shit is fire for real.

Big ups to Makeshift for puttin me on to Crem De La Crem. These guys got it figured out...

Yo Dustin, I'll take the whole run, Black, sz. XL!! HAHA.

-Ollie the Fashionista

Kelly Karloff is el Fuego

This chick is mostly known for her modeling career on Karmaloop.com, but I'm here to tell ya, she is straight fire.







That tail leaves a little to be desired, but what she's lackin out back, she more than makes up for up top...



And she's a freak. She will answer any and all questions sexually related on her weekly video series from Karmaloop TV.

Episode 1:



Episode 2:



Episode 3:



-Uncle Ollie

Keep That Pussy On A Leash

Yep, those are real, and you can Buy Em Right Here.

HAHA.

Peace to Ignored Prayers for being the coolest blog on the planet. EVER.

And while I'm feelin extra perverted, What number do you prefer??



Stay classy internet. Stay classy.

-Uncle Ollie strikes again

Bamettes Pt. 1

The homegirl ____________________, (name left blank purposely) came thru with a photoshoot showin love for the BAMA.

On with the pictures...









And one more, even tho I'm not supposed to throw it up...



Thanks ladies...

Round 2 coming soon.

-Uncle Ollie

NickelPlatedBama.com

It is official, your mother's least favorite blog is now a dot com.

We have arrived.

Sorry for the lack of updates, it's been more than a hectic week. Just trust in your boy, shit will be back and badder than ever come monday.

In the meantime, change all your favorites, change the links in your blogrolls, cause this shit is only getting bigger from here.

I hadn't mentioned yet, I will be back at AGENDA next week for round 2 with the streetwear fags.

Makeshift is performing at the JSLV party, and in case you were wondering, YES, he still is the hottest dude doin it right now (no homo).

You already know what it is, but Imma tell you one mo' time again...

NickelPlatedBama.com you filthy animals.

-Ollie "the animal" Steele

The Classics: White Girl Thickness Revisited

Thats all...

I realize that is an old flick, thus the reason it is going up on throwback thursday, and while I'm at it, a few more certified bangers for the fellas...







Tell me the classics don't hit the spot... Go head.


Ladies, get your squat/lunge game tight for the summertime... But never fear, Uncle Ollie still loves you... All of you.

-Uncle Ollie

Megan Fox is a Man??

Of course!

Every hot chick on the planet gets hit with that stigma at least once when they are at their peak.

Remember Ciara? She was supposedly a man.

Lady Gaga? While she may not be hot, or even attractive in the face at all, you can be damn sure she has that fat ass REMEMBER??

Anyways, back to the point. Some idiot from some no name, god-awful News Source is claiming that Megan Fox was born a man.

The story goes on to say, and I quote:

"Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.
By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.
As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors."

WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT??

This is worse than most National Enquirer stories I have ever heard of.

Am I really supposed to believe that this:



is anything less than top 3 hottest women on the globe right now? (Spots one and two are reserved for TBC and Kate Beckinsale respectively.)

What a bullshit fabricated story, but it gave me a reason to put up some Megon Fox flicks (that I have actually never done in the history of this blog) so thanks!

A few more to help cool the burn...









Even tho there is no real tail to speak of, I still appreciate the effort.

-Uncle Ollie

Leighton Meester Sex Tape

Yes, you read that right. But who is Leighton Meester?



Leighton Meester is the sexy little tomcat from the t.v. show "Gossip Girl".

Interestingly enough, I don't watch Gossip girl. I mean, I watch every other teenage angst ridden, 30 year olds playing high school kids, bullshit drama on television but the one with this hot little piece is the one I've been missing.

Peep the tail game (is there a tail game?)...



The rumors about the tape are that there isnt really any balls deep penetration happening here but she is naked a good chunk of the time (with lots of T&A) and then there is several minutes of a footjob?

What is my man thinking? You got one of the hottest little numbers on the market parading around naked for you in all her young glory and you want her to rub her feet on your dick and balls?

Are you kidding me dude?

Here's the "cover" for the tape that homie is shopping around...



We'll just have to wait til the tape hits the streets to know if that dress up there is an optical illusion of tail.

Trust in your good Uncle Ollie, when the tape hits the web, you will have the links.

-Uncle Ollie the Faithful

Britney's Titties Rule

I don't care what anybody says, I have been waiting to see these tits hangin out since I was like 16 years old.

Apparently, some time back in 2007 Britney had the great idea to shoot the music video for some bullshit ass song called "Gimme More" topless.

Great decision. Somebody got some stills from the video and posted em up for the world to see and enjoy. My gift to you...











Now that my friends is a public service.

I also want to mention this while I am discussing Britney. Crazy or not, I still got love for her. EVERYONE in the world that says she aint bad is lying or is gay.

Ask the UVT boys, Britney started the thick white chick movement and damnit if she isn't slowly (but surely) bringin it back.



2009..

Go 'head girl, we ain't mad at 'cha.

-Uncle Ollie

Makeshift - No Doze

The wait is finally over. The day is upon us. After months of build up and hype, NickelPlatedBama is very pleased to present:



Thats right folks. It is here. The "No Doze" mixtape is available for your listening pleasure.



24 tracks of pure fire from the BAMA's current favorite emcee: Makeshift.

You can download the whole mixtape, free of charge, right now!

Makeshift – No Doze for PC

Makeshift – No Doze for Mac

Do Not Sleep.

-Ollie

Whooty Who? Laura Dore is a Worker

I know what you're thinking, who? Let me learn ya...



BAM! She is showin it all right out the gate. You see that thin waste that Bruce Leroy jump kicks right into that unreal hip game. I mean god damn, whats that ratio? 24/36? Whew.

Thats a good start, but we need to take a peak at that backyard to see where she makes the money...



And there it is! Holy mother of all things holy, my girl is a hard, HARD worker.

Now that we've established homegirl's credentials, lets just jump head first into the rest of the gratuitous extra curiculur multi-angle photos...



That stomach is just... whew. Yeah, thats the word.



Great arch... but is there more??



That is without a doubt my favorite. I can't explain why, but the glasses are doin it for me. GOOD LAWD.



And one more for good measure...



I see you girl and I'm lovin' that "over the shoulder, peepin my own tail cause it's so crazy" gaze you're throwin at me.

And you know with a name like Laura Dore, you can run with the whole "white girl with a booty" idea.

The airbrushers did my girl some serious justice, but until I see proof otherwise, I am going to assume that she is ab-so-fuckin-lutely flawless.

-Uncle Ollie

Don't Even Be Lookin' At My Girl: Cassie Gets Naked

Do I have your attention now? Yes, that Cassie. The same one that Mr. Diddy himself was cuttin' up on the side, the same one who was responsible for creating one of the most hated songs of my entire life:



Can't even try to hate on those dance moves though, damn shorty knows what she's doin' with those hips. I feel like Hawk from the Legion of Doom right now...



"ohhhhhhhh What a Rush..."

Suffice it to say, I have had WAY MORE than a crush on this young bitty for quite some time now. That is, until she pulled this awful stunt:



What the fuck were you thinkin' homegirl? You literally were one hit away from "top 5 in the game" and you go and pull a stunt like that.

And just when I think you can make anything any worse for yourself, you go and pull a stunt like this...



...and totally redeem yourself!!!!

The NSFW (yes, full on hacked computer pics, titties fully on blast) joints can be found right Here and Here.

Cassie took to her Twitter page this morning to address the situation. And I quote:

"IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER...THAT'S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE."about 9 hours ago from web

Nice job Cass. You really played it off, as if you weren't the one who leaked these photos to begin with. I am literally on the edge of my seat just waiting for the sex tape.

Normally, I don't watch the sex tapes of celebrities (yeah fuckin' right) but in this case I will not only make an exception, I will pay for it.

That's right, I will actually pay money for the sex tape rather than just jackin' it (pun completely intended and used well I might add) from the web.

Thank you Cassie. I will act like any man who has ever "seen a titty before" and continue to stare at these joints for the rest of the day.

You know what they say... "If you've seen one titty, you want to see 'em all".

Church.

Shout to Tyler Durden for the scoop.

Today is going to be a great day.

-Ollie the Provider

---------------------UPDATE-------------------------------------------

I just recieved this email, and I quote:

"I am writing from Bad Boy Entertainment in regards to the photos of Cassie that you posted on your web site at:

http://nickelplatedbama.blogspot.com/2009/05/dont-even-be-lookin-at-my-girl-cassie.html

These photos are the property of Bad Boy Entertainment/Cassie and need to be removed immediately to prevent legal action. Please confirm with me when they have been taken down. Thank you for your cooperation.
Bad Boy Entertainment | Digital Marketing
Email:"

My response, and I quote:

"I posted links to photos. Other photos of Cassie were found via google image searches."

****So BAMA nation, do I take the links down or fight the power?***

-Uncle Ollie

Guess That Rack Vol. 2

Last week's installment of "Guess That Rack" seemed to be a bit of a success so we'll follow up with another round of great tits for the fellas (and ladies if you freak like that) to make educated guesses about.

The rules are simple.

Leave a comment with your answers.

Don't cheat.

Winner this week will get a prize to be determined later.

So without further ado, let's get into the titties.

#1



#2



#3



#4



#5



Let the answers fly. There are no "easy" answers this week.

-Ollie