"(818): Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
(714): Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
(818): Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it"
Quotes courtesy of my new favorite website textsfromlastnight.com.
The basic concept behind this site?
People post their random drunk text messages anonymously for the world to read. This is going to be bigger than cigarettes.
Peep some more gems:
"(281): ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
(214): Your grandmother is in heaven weeping."
"(416): Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!"
"(901): Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks "
This site is great. I could quote shit all day. Moral of the story, go check it out.