Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Whooty Who? Laura Dore is a Worker

I know what you're thinking, who? Let me learn ya...

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BAM! She is showin it all right out the gate. You see that thin waste that Bruce Leroy jump kicks right into that unreal hip game. I mean god damn, whats that ratio? 24/36? Whew.

Thats a good start, but we need to take a peak at that backyard to see where she makes the money...

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And there it is! Holy mother of all things holy, my girl is a hard, HARD worker.

Now that we've established homegirl's credentials, lets just jump head first into the rest of the gratuitous extra curiculur multi-angle photos...

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That stomach is just... whew. Yeah, thats the word.

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Great arch... but is there more??

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That is without a doubt my favorite. I can't explain why, but the glasses are doin it for me. GOOD LAWD.

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And one more for good measure...

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I see you girl and I'm lovin' that "over the shoulder, peepin my own tail cause it's so crazy" gaze you're throwin at me.

And you know with a name like Laura Dore, you can run with the whole "white girl with a booty" idea.

The airbrushers did my girl some serious justice, but until I see proof otherwise, I am going to assume that she is ab-so-fuckin-lutely flawless.

-Uncle Ollie

1 comment:

eatmecalifornia.com said...

ooooooooh weeeeeee. That is all.