Thursday, May 7, 2009

Don't Even Be Lookin' At My Girl: Cassie Gets Naked

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Do I have your attention now? Yes, that Cassie. The same one that Mr. Diddy himself was cuttin' up on the side, the same one who was responsible for creating one of the most hated songs of my entire life:



Can't even try to hate on those dance moves though, damn shorty knows what she's doin' with those hips. I feel like Hawk from the Legion of Doom right now...



"ohhhhhhhh What a Rush..."

Suffice it to say, I have had WAY MORE than a crush on this young bitty for quite some time now. That is, until she pulled this awful stunt:

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What the fuck were you thinkin' homegirl? You literally were one hit away from "top 5 in the game" and you go and pull a stunt like that.

And just when I think you can make anything any worse for yourself, you go and pull a stunt like this...

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...and totally redeem yourself!!!!

The NSFW (yes, full on hacked computer pics, titties fully on blast) joints can be found right Here and Here.

Cassie took to her Twitter page this morning to address the situation. And I quote:

"IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER...THAT'S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE."about 9 hours ago from web

Nice job Cass. You really played it off, as if you weren't the one who leaked these photos to begin with. I am literally on the edge of my seat just waiting for the sex tape.

Normally, I don't watch the sex tapes of celebrities (yeah fuckin' right) but in this case I will not only make an exception, I will pay for it.

That's right, I will actually pay money for the sex tape rather than just jackin' it (pun completely intended and used well I might add) from the web.

Thank you Cassie. I will act like any man who has ever "seen a titty before" and continue to stare at these joints for the rest of the day.

You know what they say... "If you've seen one titty, you want to see 'em all".

Church.

Shout to Tyler Durden for the scoop.

Today is going to be a great day.

-Ollie the Provider

---------------------UPDATE-------------------------------------------

I just recieved this email, and I quote:

"I am writing from Bad Boy Entertainment in regards to the photos of Cassie that you posted on your web site at:

http://nickelplatedbama.blogspot.com/2009/05/dont-even-be-lookin-at-my-girl-cassie.html

These photos are the property of Bad Boy Entertainment/Cassie and need to be removed immediately to prevent legal action. Please confirm with me when they have been taken down. Thank you for your cooperation.
Bad Boy Entertainment | Digital Marketing
Email:"

My response, and I quote:

"I posted links to photos. Other photos of Cassie were found via google image searches."

****So BAMA nation, do I take the links down or fight the power?***

-Uncle Ollie

2 comments:

Jonny D said...

Oh shit Ollie. Bad Boy is comin after your ass. You've officially made it. Keep those links up till Diddy himself shows up at your door and crushes you with his wallet.

eatmecalifornia.com said...

Wow, you're a wanted man. I should post those links on my blog.