These are step by step instructions on how to create/enjoy one of the hood's favorite drinks; Orange English provided by NPB's favorite rapper Makeshift.
"Drink that Old E down to the cone quickfast."
"Like a G..."
"Pour orange juice to the brim (minute maid is the best)."
"Tip that mug upside down to get the butta flow mixture."
"Take it to the dome."
Thanks to Makeshift for puttin me onto this shit.
Personally, I've never consumed Orange English. When I was a younger lad, we used to get down extra thorough with the "Project Punch".
I don't have step by step (picture) instructions, so you'll just have to read a little bit here.
Step 1: Get your "cool" uncle to buy you some boos. You'll need 1 (per person):
40 oz. of King Cobra:
and 1 bottle of Night Train wine:
After that, it's basically the same idea as the Orange English, probably about a 70/30 (beer/wine) mixture.
Night Train wine is vinted and bottle approx. 100 miles from my home in the lovely town of Modesto, CA by E&J Gallo winery.
Trust in this, Night train is all business when it pulls into the station, and when you mix it with the King Cobra 40 oz, even the most hardened drinkers out there will be feelin' the effects.
If you are unable to locate Night Train at your local liqua sto', you can subtitute with any of the following:
Mad Dog 20/20:
Wild Irish Rose (a little harder to come by):
And for the less rugged drinker (read: bitch ass motherfuckers) you can always go with the old stand by...
St. Ides (special brew):
Enjoy the concoctions of my youth.