Thursday, June 25, 2009

Megan Fox is a Man??

Of course!

Every hot chick on the planet gets hit with that stigma at least once when they are at their peak.

Remember Ciara? She was supposedly a man.

Lady Gaga? While she may not be hot, or even attractive in the face at all, you can be damn sure she has that fat ass REMEMBER??

Anyways, back to the point. Some idiot from some no name, god-awful News Source is claiming that Megan Fox was born a man.

The story goes on to say, and I quote:

"Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.
By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.
As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors."


This is worse than most National Enquirer stories I have ever heard of.

Am I really supposed to believe that this:


is anything less than top 3 hottest women on the globe right now? (Spots one and two are reserved for TBC and Kate Beckinsale respectively.)

What a bullshit fabricated story, but it gave me a reason to put up some Megon Fox flicks (that I have actually never done in the history of this blog) so thanks!

A few more to help cool the burn...





Even tho there is no real tail to speak of, I still appreciate the effort.

-Uncle Ollie

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