Friday, June 12, 2009

Unexpected Tail: Kate Beckinsale??

One of the Bamettes hipped me to this the other day. I never gave this chick a second look. I mean, she's fly, but she wasn't packin heat where it counted. Or was she??

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That thigh game is ferocious, but is there a tail back there??

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You're damn right there's a tail. Is she the new Jessica Biel?

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I can't go that far yet. What I can say is this: I have spent an unreasonable amount of time reviewing these photos and I seriously can't seem to find a single thing wrong with Kate Beckinsale. She is as close to flawless as I can find.

Let's review:

Pretty face? Decent chest plate?

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Check. Check. Fierce thighs? Smooth stomach?

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Check. Check. Tail?

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Chiggity Check. Hot euro accent?



Yep. Look out Nelly Furtado, Kate Beckinsale is coming for that #1 spot.

-Uncle Ollie

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Come on, bro. She's far past Nelly Potato...

Oliver said...

have you seen nelly recently?

whew.