Is there really any wonder why she is constantly covering that bad boy up with ridiculously large stunna shades?
HAHA. So you can imagine my surprize when I stumbled onto these joints (below) that revealed an AMAZING tail piece hiding behind that hideous face of hers... Oh you don't believe me do you?
I know what you're thinking, she's poking it out. There's no thickness there right? WRONG!
There couldn't possibly be a close up of that hook/arch game could there?
Are you seeing that hook? Good lawwdd!
Who knew that this broad:
Was packing this kind of heat?
Wow. Color me a believer.
It's a damn shame her face looks like a failed wire hanger abortion and she dresses like a short bus rider because that ass is thick.
Let's examine the J's to see if we have a complete package here (sans that face, cause Dr. 90210's entire staff workin' round the clock couldn't save this chick)...
Well, we won't get ahead of ourselves here.
I have to give ol' girl credit on that tail piece, but I think that's where it stops.
She needs several nose reductions, her eyes brought closer together, and a new stylist (cause that knock-off Bjork shit isn't gettin it done) before she gets official stamp of approval from your boy Ollie, but ladies of the world take heed, Gaga is bringin' some serious heat in the backyard so you better double up on your squats and thrusts.
Damn. I can't stop peepin these joints.
-Ollie
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J's do need work...
But I became a believer when she used the words "cock" and "pussy" so freely in a recent Rolling Stone magazine article.
Needless to say: I'd hit it
HAHA. El Cap, those are some flapjacks.
HEY HOMMIE! ITS YOUR BOY DR. A-RON HIMSELF! MAN!!!!! YOU HAD ME CRACKING UP ON OL-GIRL. SHE HAS A NICE LITTLE SITUATION IN THE BACK BUT HER FRONT FROM THE NECK UP WAS A LITTLE ON THE REPULSIVE SIDE...THANK GOD FOR DOGGY STYLE!
MUCH LOVE MY DUDE, AND KEEP IT PUSHIN!!!
Also, I believe the caption for that 1st pic should have been "tuck rule."
yes it's true lil italian stallion..Stephani has ass..
she should ,she has been dancing since she was wee..
u r funny...the first pic iz the worst ive seen of her face..
heard she iz a wild partier too..
but she does have talent..she started as writer for other artists..she can hit notes she can dance.her production from the swede's is top notch.your bjork style comment was funny, even tho i disaggree...
i still wouldn't hit it tho
i'd do a song w her tho
here's a link to a perez story where she has black hair
http://perezhilton.com/2009-02-19-vintage-gaga
i still wouldn't hit it
yo Mack, I always forget that you know like half of the people I blast on here... HAHA.
Lets build my dude!
When I saw that picture of her with the cape I lol'd... All I gotta say to Gaga or whatever the fuck is "bitch, this ain't batman!"
As far as her bat-shit crazy presentation, she probably thinks that she's avant-garde or something. Really though, we all know that this is a blanket term that people use when they are trying to politely describe someone who looks like they got dressed with a cannon...
ima slap you. aint nothin wrong with rockin a jewish schnoze and baggin suckers left n right.
HAHAHAHA.
duuuuuuuudddeeee...
Her's is wack. Your's is cute.
her's is a distraction. your's is a character enhancement.
Besides, I'm more concerned with that whole, "she's a dude" thing.
When's the wedding fool?
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