This blog is still the greatest blog on the planet.
Oliver Wrist is still your favorite asshole.
My game is still tighter than yours.
My life is still better than yours.
Your mother still loves me more than you, and so does your girl.
I still have overly opinionated witty banter to spew at you insignificant fucks, I just haven't had the time or patience, OR desire for that matter, to do so.
I will be back with a vengeance starting next Monday, April 19, 2010. Mark that shit on your calendars.
Oh yeah, if you did me wrong in any way in the last, i dunno, sayyyyyyy 6-8 months, watch the fuck out, cause you will be getting blasted by name until such time as I feel that you have repayed your debt to society (or in this case, ME).
Oliver loves you, except for you, you, you, and you. YOU know who you are, you simple minded fucks.
All the love,
-Olls the menace
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Thursday, April 15, 2010
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Is This What You Call Tact??
2 week layover. Your boy has been straight M.I.A. Haven't done anything noteworthy in that time. Unless of course you count allowing ol' what's her name to penetrate the defenses and metaphorically crush my spirit against my will. But that shit is all over and done with now. Brand new day and a brand new lease on life.
If you all remember correctly, back on January 1, 2009 I made a vow to not make any more apologies for any of my actions ever again. That, obviously, did not work out, as I have spent the last 9 months of my life constantly apologizing for shit I can't honestly say I was ever really apologetic for. It's poetic really. Think about it...
It's just what anyone would do. You focus all of your efforts onto a single project, whether it be your blog, your job, or, in this case, my relationship, and then, when it all hits the proverbial "fan" you're left wondering what the fuck just happened?
I guess it goes without saying, but with my inability to leave things left unsaid, I'm gonna jump up here on my soapbox and spit venom in the form of words to any and all that have done me wrong in the last year. What? You thought you were going to get a pass?
First and foremost, the city of San Francisco, and more importantly that certain NOBODY that, to this day, remains nameless. Fuck you and your whole existence. I'd like to blame you for the tumbling of my castle that I once thought was built of indestructable bricks, but recently realized that shit was paper thin, but the sad truth of the matter is that you were just an innocent pawn in someone else's grand facade. Keep livin' that dream.
Next up on the list... Aww Fuck it. It isn't even worth it anymore. I will not give you the satisfaction of knowing any more than you already do, just exactly what you have done.
I teetered on the idea of shutting down this blog due to it's ties monetarily (definitely not emotionally, what, you think you're owed something?) to a certain memory that has long since subsided and passed thru my system like last night's drug binge. And while I am on the subject of drugs...
#2 Fuck drugs. For real. I've made a few comments in the past to let on to my love for certain substances. For legal and medical reasons, I will not be divulging any more details about my past, current, or future struggles with this specific demon. Suffice it to say, if there was any ONE thing to blame for my current lethargic state and utter lack of motivation, you, my little friend(s?) would not be stricken from the list of catalysts.
I have stayed stagnant for far too long. My pessimistic outlook on life, while at times entertaining, has traversed the lines of comedic necessary evil, and entered into the realm of absolute control.
I'm tired tho. Like, for real, tired of being satisfied with mediocrity. Things have always come so easy for me that I have completely forgotten what it was like to struggle. You showed me that. So I guess if there was one thing I could be thankful to you for giving me, that would be it. You showed me what it was like to be miserable again. You showed me what self loathing REALLY is. "All Hail The Heartbreaker" HAHA.
I have slowly made the transition from what I wanted to be, to not even recognizing the person looking back at me in the mirror. I haven't been "happy" (who decides what happy is anymore anyway) for quite some time. With OR without you. I'll tell you where my happiness comes from now... or shit, maybe I won't cause I honestly couldn't tell you anymore. I know what doesn't work for me tho, and that's all that really counts today.
This post isn't all about "THAT" tho. It's also about "THIS"...
Some things that are great...
-Hope. The name says it all and it is quite fitting what that entails.
-Progress. No matter how much I stumble, I will ALWAYS bounce back and be better the next time.
-Freedom. Out from under the thumb of life.
I am absolutely sure that by now you are all just as confused as I was when I started this rant. Just know that that is to be expected. If you get it, then you're on the inside, if this was lost on you, well I'm sure you could check the archives for something a bit more your speed.
If you came here looking for tits and comedy today, all apologies for letting you down. The path back to greatness is long an narrow, but I'm on it, so I'll be keeping my peoples (if you're in, you know it) up on all the hottest shit just as soon as I get my shit situated and my head back facing forward.
Quote of the week "Is this what you call tact? I swear you are as subtle as a brick to the small of my back."
And, were clear.........................
Or are we?
-Kevin "I'm not Ollie when I'm real" Smith
If you all remember correctly, back on January 1, 2009 I made a vow to not make any more apologies for any of my actions ever again. That, obviously, did not work out, as I have spent the last 9 months of my life constantly apologizing for shit I can't honestly say I was ever really apologetic for. It's poetic really. Think about it...
It's just what anyone would do. You focus all of your efforts onto a single project, whether it be your blog, your job, or, in this case, my relationship, and then, when it all hits the proverbial "fan" you're left wondering what the fuck just happened?
I guess it goes without saying, but with my inability to leave things left unsaid, I'm gonna jump up here on my soapbox and spit venom in the form of words to any and all that have done me wrong in the last year. What? You thought you were going to get a pass?
First and foremost, the city of San Francisco, and more importantly that certain NOBODY that, to this day, remains nameless. Fuck you and your whole existence. I'd like to blame you for the tumbling of my castle that I once thought was built of indestructable bricks, but recently realized that shit was paper thin, but the sad truth of the matter is that you were just an innocent pawn in someone else's grand facade. Keep livin' that dream.
Next up on the list... Aww Fuck it. It isn't even worth it anymore. I will not give you the satisfaction of knowing any more than you already do, just exactly what you have done.
I teetered on the idea of shutting down this blog due to it's ties monetarily (definitely not emotionally, what, you think you're owed something?) to a certain memory that has long since subsided and passed thru my system like last night's drug binge. And while I am on the subject of drugs...
#2 Fuck drugs. For real. I've made a few comments in the past to let on to my love for certain substances. For legal and medical reasons, I will not be divulging any more details about my past, current, or future struggles with this specific demon. Suffice it to say, if there was any ONE thing to blame for my current lethargic state and utter lack of motivation, you, my little friend(s?) would not be stricken from the list of catalysts.
I have stayed stagnant for far too long. My pessimistic outlook on life, while at times entertaining, has traversed the lines of comedic necessary evil, and entered into the realm of absolute control.
I'm tired tho. Like, for real, tired of being satisfied with mediocrity. Things have always come so easy for me that I have completely forgotten what it was like to struggle. You showed me that. So I guess if there was one thing I could be thankful to you for giving me, that would be it. You showed me what it was like to be miserable again. You showed me what self loathing REALLY is. "All Hail The Heartbreaker" HAHA.
I have slowly made the transition from what I wanted to be, to not even recognizing the person looking back at me in the mirror. I haven't been "happy" (who decides what happy is anymore anyway) for quite some time. With OR without you. I'll tell you where my happiness comes from now... or shit, maybe I won't cause I honestly couldn't tell you anymore. I know what doesn't work for me tho, and that's all that really counts today.
This post isn't all about "THAT" tho. It's also about "THIS"...
Some things that are great...
-Hope. The name says it all and it is quite fitting what that entails.
-Progress. No matter how much I stumble, I will ALWAYS bounce back and be better the next time.
-Freedom. Out from under the thumb of life.
I am absolutely sure that by now you are all just as confused as I was when I started this rant. Just know that that is to be expected. If you get it, then you're on the inside, if this was lost on you, well I'm sure you could check the archives for something a bit more your speed.
If you came here looking for tits and comedy today, all apologies for letting you down. The path back to greatness is long an narrow, but I'm on it, so I'll be keeping my peoples (if you're in, you know it) up on all the hottest shit just as soon as I get my shit situated and my head back facing forward.
Quote of the week "Is this what you call tact? I swear you are as subtle as a brick to the small of my back."
And, were clear.........................
Or are we?
-Kevin "I'm not Ollie when I'm real" Smith
Monday, August 10, 2009
The World According to Ollie:
Fair warning: This post will not consist of many photos. In fact, there probably won't be any at all. To tell the truth, this is going to be a long, drawn out series of words strung together with no real direction or general theme. Things on my mind, shit i hate, where I've been, why I haven't been posting, all of that will be discussed...
Now.
1. Where have you been?
There is no real answer to that question. I've been in one of the following three places:
1. My bed. Tempurpedic mattress top is better than sex. I've been logging some serious hours in my bed. More than I ever have previously in my life. The dungeon that I dwell in is now more affectionately being refered to as simply, "The Cave". But why young Ollie da boss tycoon? Why have you been spending so much time in your beloved bed? Because, fuck it, that's why.
** Side note ** After heavy deliberation and discussion with the few people in the world whose opinion's matter to me, I have decided to be fully open and honest about my current status in the world. TBC and YBO (that's "your boy ollie" for the uninitiated) decided to take some time off. Most of my drive to write came from the overwhelming confidence I drew from being in a monogomous relationship, but once that got cashed in, I've kinda been a little less driven to write, and even less egotistical than normal... That's all I am going to say about that...
2. Work. I am here roughly 10% more than I am in my bed. This is a great job, but in all seriousness, I really just want to fuckin hate it. It's mundane. It's repetitive. It's boring and unfulfilling. But it's awesome. What other job in the world would allow me as much internet time as I get, and pay me a decent wage, keep the A/C at a very unreasonable 70 degrees all day, and kick down with health insurance and not drug test? Answer: Very few. So as much as I want to just up and walk out of this place just to stir some shit up and break up the day a bit, I don't cause I would be a fucking moron to leave this gig. Seriously.
3. Lurking at your favorite girl's pad. Self explanatory and completely fabricated, but to say that I have been spending all of my time in bed or at work would be too depressing, even for the most bitter of haters.
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Shit I hate: Fucking Everything.
Yep. I still fucking hate everything. Anything that brings you joy, brings me down. I want to punch your stupid child in the face. I want to step on your kittens. I want to snatch the life right out of your self entitled body..
I still love puppies tho..
Back to the hate...
1. I FUCKING HATE drunk people when I'm not drinking. Man, there is literally NOTHING worse than slobbering idiots hangin and drooling all over me when I haven't had any libations and you motherfuckers want to carry on some sort of intelligent conversation with me. Let's get real, you are stupid to begin with, the booze does not help this. In fact, it makes you even less my equal. I already dislike you, don't force me to punch you in the nose to prove my point. Back the fuck up. What part of the brain sends out the message to your body that requires you to be 7 times louder than normal, and 10 times closer to me to talk? BACK THE FUCK UP. I can't take this shit.
2. I hate starting shit and not finishing it. I currently have at least 3 paintings "in the works", but I haven't touched a single one of them in over a month. They sit in the corner of my room collecting dust mocking me, acting as a constant reminder of my incredible lack of drive. It's pathetic. Get your shit together.
**Side Note** Any interest in original works on canvas from yours truly? trades welcome. Willing to consider most negotiable things of value, including, but not limited to: fishing tackle, 12" vinyl, 8-track players and tapes, Boomboxes (working or not), stuffed animal carcasses, bear rugs and other forms of animal home decor, WWF wrestling videos (VHS or DVD), a motorolla brick (as you guppies might call it, "the zach morris cell phone"), ninja weapons, drugs, cash, phone cards, human souls, even large quantities of grape soda. Holler at your boy on the low, nickelplatedbama@gmail.com.
***EXTRA SPECIAL OFFER. ONE TIME ONLY.*** Anyone willing to burn their Raiders or St. Louis Cardinals jerseys can have their pick of anything I have painted to date...
All of the above offers are of course only valid if I ever actually finish a fucking painting.
3. Obama. Look, I didn't like him before his presidency started. I felt like he was really pulling the wool over the American people's eyes and putting on this facade like he was a man of the people but behind closed doors he was really just the purest form of asshole on the planet. Just a real "my shit don't stink" type of cat. Now, I feel like every day in office he gets one step closer to showing his true colors and revealing just how pompous and self-involved he really is. He's got most of the world fooled, but not me. I know he's a prick and it won't be long now until someone catches him slippin and he really fumbles that ball on a public stage and starts goin ICICLE on some unsuspecting white house intern. In fact, if/when that day comes, I can honestly say that I will have a whole new respect and appreciation for all things Obama, cause at least I will know what he's about. We all know how much I love ice cold behavior. I know, I know. But Ollie, you are such a friend to the brothas, how can you hate on Obama so much? Because I don't look at Obama as a brotha. I see him as the president of our country and he needs to be spending more time handling business, and less time guzzling brews on the white house lawn. Of course I like that my president is a smoothed out, beer drinkin', everyday man's man (ahhhnnnt!). What I don't like is that he spends more time being a regular ol' plumber Joe in his jeans and t-shirts than he does governing the United States of America. The solution to the "race war" going on in Boston over a cop arresting a brotha for attempting to break into his own home (which I admit is wiggity wack), is to invite the arresting officer and the "assaulted" man to sit down for a lecture over beers? Come on Obama, you didn't even need to be involved in that. AT ALL. The only reason you got involved is because of the race card that was being played. Eh, I can go on and on about this shit, but when the day ends, Obama is my president, and I respect the man's hustle, but I want to see a little more business and a little less tomfoolery out there in the streets.
4. Lady Gaga is a man? The boys at Eat Me California (a really cool food blog based in Southern California if I'm not mistaken) hipped me to this shit way back when I made the post about how Lady Gaga had the fat ass, but I just dismissed it as another run of the mill Hollywood rumor. But no. This shit is getting real, fast. Apparently Mister Gaga came out on her/his blog saying that it was born as a hermaphrodite and has a small penis and a full on vagina. Are you kidding me yo? Get that shit hacked off and move on. No wonder she dresses like a short bus rider.
5. John Hughes died. That sucks, but he really hasn't done anything impactful in this decade, shit, in this millenium to be perfectly honest so I ain't in tears about it. Big ups to "The Breakfast Club"... "Judd Nelson, he was fucking HARSH". First person to tell me where that quote is from gets a prize.
6. I hate this idiot John Gosselin. He always has the stupidest looks on his face. I ain't gonna front on homie's pimp game tho. He's goin hard on these hoes right out the gate, but I guess when you've been married to easily the biggest bitch in the world of c-list celebrities, you really gotta get out there and put your best pimp foot forward. But yo, on the rizlas player, please stop rockin all that tuurrrrrribble ass Ed Hardy gear. I mean, that shit just makes you look like the world's biggest booger eater. Seriously. No self respecting man on this planet can wear Ed Hardy anymore. That's the rules.
7. After eleven months and 10 days I have started smoking again. This really makes me mad, but fuck it. Everyone's got their vices right?
There's alot more shit that I am hating right now, but my blood is already boiling and I fear that if I continue, I may end up punching right thru my monitor.
So that's that. I feel like I got a lot off my chest, and am now ready to get back on my grind. Sorry again for leaving all you guys hanging for so long. I got my shit back in blog mode and will be working harder than ever to produce quality, original content for the loyal fan base.
-Ollie the Chronic Underachiever
Now.
1. Where have you been?
There is no real answer to that question. I've been in one of the following three places:
1. My bed. Tempurpedic mattress top is better than sex. I've been logging some serious hours in my bed. More than I ever have previously in my life. The dungeon that I dwell in is now more affectionately being refered to as simply, "The Cave". But why young Ollie da boss tycoon? Why have you been spending so much time in your beloved bed? Because, fuck it, that's why.
** Side note ** After heavy deliberation and discussion with the few people in the world whose opinion's matter to me, I have decided to be fully open and honest about my current status in the world. TBC and YBO (that's "your boy ollie" for the uninitiated) decided to take some time off. Most of my drive to write came from the overwhelming confidence I drew from being in a monogomous relationship, but once that got cashed in, I've kinda been a little less driven to write, and even less egotistical than normal... That's all I am going to say about that...
2. Work. I am here roughly 10% more than I am in my bed. This is a great job, but in all seriousness, I really just want to fuckin hate it. It's mundane. It's repetitive. It's boring and unfulfilling. But it's awesome. What other job in the world would allow me as much internet time as I get, and pay me a decent wage, keep the A/C at a very unreasonable 70 degrees all day, and kick down with health insurance and not drug test? Answer: Very few. So as much as I want to just up and walk out of this place just to stir some shit up and break up the day a bit, I don't cause I would be a fucking moron to leave this gig. Seriously.
3. Lurking at your favorite girl's pad. Self explanatory and completely fabricated, but to say that I have been spending all of my time in bed or at work would be too depressing, even for the most bitter of haters.
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Shit I hate: Fucking Everything.
Yep. I still fucking hate everything. Anything that brings you joy, brings me down. I want to punch your stupid child in the face. I want to step on your kittens. I want to snatch the life right out of your self entitled body..
I still love puppies tho..
Back to the hate...
1. I FUCKING HATE drunk people when I'm not drinking. Man, there is literally NOTHING worse than slobbering idiots hangin and drooling all over me when I haven't had any libations and you motherfuckers want to carry on some sort of intelligent conversation with me. Let's get real, you are stupid to begin with, the booze does not help this. In fact, it makes you even less my equal. I already dislike you, don't force me to punch you in the nose to prove my point. Back the fuck up. What part of the brain sends out the message to your body that requires you to be 7 times louder than normal, and 10 times closer to me to talk? BACK THE FUCK UP. I can't take this shit.
2. I hate starting shit and not finishing it. I currently have at least 3 paintings "in the works", but I haven't touched a single one of them in over a month. They sit in the corner of my room collecting dust mocking me, acting as a constant reminder of my incredible lack of drive. It's pathetic. Get your shit together.
**Side Note** Any interest in original works on canvas from yours truly? trades welcome. Willing to consider most negotiable things of value, including, but not limited to: fishing tackle, 12" vinyl, 8-track players and tapes, Boomboxes (working or not), stuffed animal carcasses, bear rugs and other forms of animal home decor, WWF wrestling videos (VHS or DVD), a motorolla brick (as you guppies might call it, "the zach morris cell phone"), ninja weapons, drugs, cash, phone cards, human souls, even large quantities of grape soda. Holler at your boy on the low, nickelplatedbama@gmail.com.
***EXTRA SPECIAL OFFER. ONE TIME ONLY.*** Anyone willing to burn their Raiders or St. Louis Cardinals jerseys can have their pick of anything I have painted to date...
All of the above offers are of course only valid if I ever actually finish a fucking painting.
3. Obama. Look, I didn't like him before his presidency started. I felt like he was really pulling the wool over the American people's eyes and putting on this facade like he was a man of the people but behind closed doors he was really just the purest form of asshole on the planet. Just a real "my shit don't stink" type of cat. Now, I feel like every day in office he gets one step closer to showing his true colors and revealing just how pompous and self-involved he really is. He's got most of the world fooled, but not me. I know he's a prick and it won't be long now until someone catches him slippin and he really fumbles that ball on a public stage and starts goin ICICLE on some unsuspecting white house intern. In fact, if/when that day comes, I can honestly say that I will have a whole new respect and appreciation for all things Obama, cause at least I will know what he's about. We all know how much I love ice cold behavior. I know, I know. But Ollie, you are such a friend to the brothas, how can you hate on Obama so much? Because I don't look at Obama as a brotha. I see him as the president of our country and he needs to be spending more time handling business, and less time guzzling brews on the white house lawn. Of course I like that my president is a smoothed out, beer drinkin', everyday man's man (ahhhnnnt!). What I don't like is that he spends more time being a regular ol' plumber Joe in his jeans and t-shirts than he does governing the United States of America. The solution to the "race war" going on in Boston over a cop arresting a brotha for attempting to break into his own home (which I admit is wiggity wack), is to invite the arresting officer and the "assaulted" man to sit down for a lecture over beers? Come on Obama, you didn't even need to be involved in that. AT ALL. The only reason you got involved is because of the race card that was being played. Eh, I can go on and on about this shit, but when the day ends, Obama is my president, and I respect the man's hustle, but I want to see a little more business and a little less tomfoolery out there in the streets.
4. Lady Gaga is a man? The boys at Eat Me California (a really cool food blog based in Southern California if I'm not mistaken) hipped me to this shit way back when I made the post about how Lady Gaga had the fat ass, but I just dismissed it as another run of the mill Hollywood rumor. But no. This shit is getting real, fast. Apparently Mister Gaga came out on her/his blog saying that it was born as a hermaphrodite and has a small penis and a full on vagina. Are you kidding me yo? Get that shit hacked off and move on. No wonder she dresses like a short bus rider.
5. John Hughes died. That sucks, but he really hasn't done anything impactful in this decade, shit, in this millenium to be perfectly honest so I ain't in tears about it. Big ups to "The Breakfast Club"... "Judd Nelson, he was fucking HARSH". First person to tell me where that quote is from gets a prize.
6. I hate this idiot John Gosselin. He always has the stupidest looks on his face. I ain't gonna front on homie's pimp game tho. He's goin hard on these hoes right out the gate, but I guess when you've been married to easily the biggest bitch in the world of c-list celebrities, you really gotta get out there and put your best pimp foot forward. But yo, on the rizlas player, please stop rockin all that tuurrrrrribble ass Ed Hardy gear. I mean, that shit just makes you look like the world's biggest booger eater. Seriously. No self respecting man on this planet can wear Ed Hardy anymore. That's the rules.
7. After eleven months and 10 days I have started smoking again. This really makes me mad, but fuck it. Everyone's got their vices right?
There's alot more shit that I am hating right now, but my blood is already boiling and I fear that if I continue, I may end up punching right thru my monitor.
So that's that. I feel like I got a lot off my chest, and am now ready to get back on my grind. Sorry again for leaving all you guys hanging for so long. I got my shit back in blog mode and will be working harder than ever to produce quality, original content for the loyal fan base.
-Ollie the Chronic Underachiever
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Fuck Me Running...
The cold hard fact of the matter is this:
I.Am.LAZY.
Mix that with the fact that I actually had to do real work at the office today and you can begin to see why there were no updates on the blog today.
Never fear. I got a whole stack of shit to write about tomorrow and I promise to do just that.
5 new posts tomorrow or my name isn't Oliver Wrist.
-Hollllliver
I.Am.LAZY.
Mix that with the fact that I actually had to do real work at the office today and you can begin to see why there were no updates on the blog today.
Never fear. I got a whole stack of shit to write about tomorrow and I promise to do just that.
5 new posts tomorrow or my name isn't Oliver Wrist.
-Hollllliver
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
I'm Back:
I had a realllllly long weekend up in the sticks.
I know I haven't updated in like 5 days. Like I said, I was in the sticks with limited internet and to be perfectly honest, i needed the time away.
I fished every day and finally got that skunk monkey off of my back. A couple fun little bass got reeled in then released cause I'm a good person like that (FUCK PETA).
I got some good stuff to post on this week, so be patient and like Alcoholics Anonymous "keep coming back".
In hip hop news, Makeshift has officially wrapped on the No Doze mixtape but for some reason hasn't got the links over to me for the download (yeah, if you read this Shift, I'm talkin to you player.) HAHA.
I've been in contact with my old homie Pete Nelson. First person to tell me how the world should/would know Pete in the comments section, gets something real special from this site.
-Olliewood
I know I haven't updated in like 5 days. Like I said, I was in the sticks with limited internet and to be perfectly honest, i needed the time away.
I fished every day and finally got that skunk monkey off of my back. A couple fun little bass got reeled in then released cause I'm a good person like that (FUCK PETA).
I got some good stuff to post on this week, so be patient and like Alcoholics Anonymous "keep coming back".
In hip hop news, Makeshift has officially wrapped on the No Doze mixtape but for some reason hasn't got the links over to me for the download (yeah, if you read this Shift, I'm talkin to you player.) HAHA.
I've been in contact with my old homie Pete Nelson. First person to tell me how the world should/would know Pete in the comments section, gets something real special from this site.
-Olliewood
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Weakend Recap
Because I love you all so much, here's a little Beyonce camel action.
I know I've been gone for a while, and I have no real excuse other than my lack of drive and work ethic.
I've been recovering from the weekend for 2 days now and I still aint right. The Dr. denied my refill so I've been a real mess as of late.
So basically what I'm saying is; I'm sorry for slackin' but fuck you. Why don't you try writing a blog. Not everyone can do this ya'know. It's hard to be consistently funny and fresh.
Sure, anyone could make some posts every day, but to keep it funky on a regular basis requires alot of personal time, and considering I just got my job back, the personal time graph is looking a little lopsided.
On to the weekend...
Saturday: We had a Luau (lou wow) for my niece out at my mom's crib and I was surrounded by a gang of 10 and under's from about 9:30 a.m. til about 8:30 p.m. (when I passed out). Between those hours I managed to consume a pretty hefty amount of beers and played a shit load of cornhole (no homo).
In celebrity news:
Not to be outdone by Cassie who released several NSFW pics available HERE, HERE, and HERE (yowsers), Rihanna, errr, Chris Brown, or a combination of the two released several NSFW photos of little miss RiRi gettin it right for the summer.
What is up with that ridiculously high waisted 80's thong piece? haaa.
Rihanna lets em know once and for all that all that speculation as to whether or not she's workin' with some tail was nonsense. That's a nice handful, and those titties are right.
If you want to see the rest of the series of NSFW flicks, they are available for you right over HERE, including one of Chris Brown with panties on his head.
Sunday: Every year for the last, I'ontknow 20 or so Young Smalls (my brother) and I attend the Woodlake Rodeo with my mom for Mother's Day. It's what she wants, so we do what is asked of us. In recent years, basically since we've been of legal drinking age it has become a tradition to bring the homies along as well. This year was no different. Knowing damn well how hard I was going to drink, I chose to leave the camera in the car so I only have the following photo(s) from the day, but they capture the essence of how I was feeling quite well if I do say so myself...
With photos like these floatin around on the web, I am bound to be famous by closing time Friday.
I am officially back, and am going to work harder than ever for all of you folks.
Big shouts to everyone who drank with me Saturday or Sunday.
Big shout to Mom Dukes for being the illest giver of life to ever give life to the illest blogger to ever blog.
Now that you're caught up to speed, on to the next post(s).
-Ollie
I know I've been gone for a while, and I have no real excuse other than my lack of drive and work ethic.
I've been recovering from the weekend for 2 days now and I still aint right. The Dr. denied my refill so I've been a real mess as of late.
So basically what I'm saying is; I'm sorry for slackin' but fuck you. Why don't you try writing a blog. Not everyone can do this ya'know. It's hard to be consistently funny and fresh.
Sure, anyone could make some posts every day, but to keep it funky on a regular basis requires alot of personal time, and considering I just got my job back, the personal time graph is looking a little lopsided.
On to the weekend...
Saturday: We had a Luau (lou wow) for my niece out at my mom's crib and I was surrounded by a gang of 10 and under's from about 9:30 a.m. til about 8:30 p.m. (when I passed out). Between those hours I managed to consume a pretty hefty amount of beers and played a shit load of cornhole (no homo).
In celebrity news:
Not to be outdone by Cassie who released several NSFW pics available HERE, HERE, and HERE (yowsers), Rihanna, errr, Chris Brown, or a combination of the two released several NSFW photos of little miss RiRi gettin it right for the summer.
What is up with that ridiculously high waisted 80's thong piece? haaa.
Rihanna lets em know once and for all that all that speculation as to whether or not she's workin' with some tail was nonsense. That's a nice handful, and those titties are right.
If you want to see the rest of the series of NSFW flicks, they are available for you right over HERE, including one of Chris Brown with panties on his head.
Sunday: Every year for the last, I'ontknow 20 or so Young Smalls (my brother) and I attend the Woodlake Rodeo with my mom for Mother's Day. It's what she wants, so we do what is asked of us. In recent years, basically since we've been of legal drinking age it has become a tradition to bring the homies along as well. This year was no different. Knowing damn well how hard I was going to drink, I chose to leave the camera in the car so I only have the following photo(s) from the day, but they capture the essence of how I was feeling quite well if I do say so myself...
With photos like these floatin around on the web, I am bound to be famous by closing time Friday.
I am officially back, and am going to work harder than ever for all of you folks.
Big shouts to everyone who drank with me Saturday or Sunday.
Big shout to Mom Dukes for being the illest giver of life to ever give life to the illest blogger to ever blog.
Now that you're caught up to speed, on to the next post(s).
-Ollie
Friday, May 1, 2009
Friday Net Lag
Started back at the old job today. Lots of stuff to write about, but very little blogging time. Going to have to make it all up this weekend.
This day has sucked something serious.
Computer tech guy in the office at MY DESK all day setting up the network system and all of that bullshit for work I won't be doing. Oh well. I have literally done nothing today. Checked my email a few times and took a long lunch.
Answers for Wednesday's "Guess That Rack" are as follows.
#1 Keeley Hazel
#2 Holly Weber
#3 Scarlett Johansson
#4 Danielle Lloyd
#5 is slipping my mind. HAHA. It's the bad chick from the new Star Trek movie set to release later this month. Daria something.
Oh well. I am a slacker. I am a terrible host and even worse blogger.
I'll put the pictures up along with links to all the nudies of all these birds when I get home to the trusty laptop.
My guess is that I will be doing all my writing in the evening now and posting first thing in the morning for the avid readers.
I will be back.
I did purchase the domain name for nickelplatedbama.com and the new site should be fully operational in the next 10 days or so depending on my work ethic.
-Ollie
This day has sucked something serious.
Computer tech guy in the office at MY DESK all day setting up the network system and all of that bullshit for work I won't be doing. Oh well. I have literally done nothing today. Checked my email a few times and took a long lunch.
Answers for Wednesday's "Guess That Rack" are as follows.
#1 Keeley Hazel
#2 Holly Weber
#3 Scarlett Johansson
#4 Danielle Lloyd
#5 is slipping my mind. HAHA. It's the bad chick from the new Star Trek movie set to release later this month. Daria something.
Oh well. I am a slacker. I am a terrible host and even worse blogger.
I'll put the pictures up along with links to all the nudies of all these birds when I get home to the trusty laptop.
My guess is that I will be doing all my writing in the evening now and posting first thing in the morning for the avid readers.
I will be back.
I did purchase the domain name for nickelplatedbama.com and the new site should be fully operational in the next 10 days or so depending on my work ethic.
-Ollie
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
A Few Quick Updates:
Remember back in January I told everyone I would not be apologizing for anything else in 2009?
Well, that was only like 90% true.
Here's the scoop:
Yesterday I lost my job, and since I have limited publishing ability outside of my office, the updates are going to be taking place later in the day.
The good news is, this is only going to be an issue for about a week or so. I got the laptop being worked on as we speak and should have it back at fighting weight by the first of next week.
So, I am going to take the leap to try and monetize the site to see if I can't make some money from this stupid blogger gig.
I feel like I get enough people telling me how funny my shit is, but ultimately, this blog remains pretty local.
So what I am asking the readers of the site to do is simple. TELL SOME MOTHERFUCKERS TO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT 10 TIMES A DAY EVERYDAY.
If I can somehow parlay my smooth tongue into reasonable income I won't be seeking employment.
If I can't draw a check from this blog, then I will probably just have to axe the idea of daily updates and go the route of so many other blogs out there and just fade away.
That would be a shame considering the amount of work and time I've put in to this thing. The money I've invested in stickers, and logo designs that will ultimately turn into t-shirts.
The plan of attack for the next 6 weeks:
-Paint, ALOT. Then sale said paintings. Got some pretty hard shit I've been working on and will post some photos and prices soon.
-Monetize the site. As much as I would like to keep the blog ad free, it's just not an option. The kid's gotta eat.
-Print the NickelPlatedBama t-shirts. Going to do a limited run, and depending on the cost to produce, they should resell for no more than 18 bones. Prolly more like 15 though. If you definitely want a shirt, shoot a comment or an e-mail and let me know.
-Do alot of drugs/drink in excess.
-Take a lot of photos.
-Get started on the mixtape series I've been promising since day one.
It's a good thing TBC loves me and has a good job, otherwise I don't know how I would support all of my horrible habits.
Still have videos/photos from the Draft Klick show. I'll do my best to have some new posts up this afternoon.
Check back, all day, every day. Tell 2 friends to tell 2 friends to tell 2 friends.
The BAMA needs your help.
P.S. To everyone who is friends with Ollie or NPB on myspace that didn't repost the bulletin I asked you to repost. Go Fuck Yourself.
Big shout out to the young homie Noah for being official. The kid's got a firm grasp on the world at age 18. I wish I had my head on my shoulders the way he does at 18.
Back later (if i can find a computer).
-Ollie
Well, that was only like 90% true.
Here's the scoop:
Yesterday I lost my job, and since I have limited publishing ability outside of my office, the updates are going to be taking place later in the day.
The good news is, this is only going to be an issue for about a week or so. I got the laptop being worked on as we speak and should have it back at fighting weight by the first of next week.
So, I am going to take the leap to try and monetize the site to see if I can't make some money from this stupid blogger gig.
I feel like I get enough people telling me how funny my shit is, but ultimately, this blog remains pretty local.
So what I am asking the readers of the site to do is simple. TELL SOME MOTHERFUCKERS TO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT 10 TIMES A DAY EVERYDAY.
If I can somehow parlay my smooth tongue into reasonable income I won't be seeking employment.
If I can't draw a check from this blog, then I will probably just have to axe the idea of daily updates and go the route of so many other blogs out there and just fade away.
That would be a shame considering the amount of work and time I've put in to this thing. The money I've invested in stickers, and logo designs that will ultimately turn into t-shirts.
The plan of attack for the next 6 weeks:
-Paint, ALOT. Then sale said paintings. Got some pretty hard shit I've been working on and will post some photos and prices soon.
-Monetize the site. As much as I would like to keep the blog ad free, it's just not an option. The kid's gotta eat.
-Print the NickelPlatedBama t-shirts. Going to do a limited run, and depending on the cost to produce, they should resell for no more than 18 bones. Prolly more like 15 though. If you definitely want a shirt, shoot a comment or an e-mail and let me know.
-Do alot of drugs/drink in excess.
-Take a lot of photos.
-Get started on the mixtape series I've been promising since day one.
It's a good thing TBC loves me and has a good job, otherwise I don't know how I would support all of my horrible habits.
Still have videos/photos from the Draft Klick show. I'll do my best to have some new posts up this afternoon.
Check back, all day, every day. Tell 2 friends to tell 2 friends to tell 2 friends.
The BAMA needs your help.
P.S. To everyone who is friends with Ollie or NPB on myspace that didn't repost the bulletin I asked you to repost. Go Fuck Yourself.
Big shout out to the young homie Noah for being official. The kid's got a firm grasp on the world at age 18. I wish I had my head on my shoulders the way he does at 18.
Back later (if i can find a computer).
-Ollie
Friday, November 21, 2008
Dont get caught slippin!!
Below is a list of 30 companies/stores set to close or declare bankruptcy after the holidays. Your boy Ollie is doin his part to keep the readers informed. Dont buy ANY gift cards this holiday season, and if you have any gift cards be sure to use them before Christmas... This recession is actually real folks so get used to stackin your own chips and be about your paper. If youre a certified baller like me (jokes) then you aint got shit to worry about, for the rest of the pee-ons, get your money right.
Ann Taylor closing 117 stores nationwide. A company spokeswoman said the company hasn’t revealed which stores will be shuttered. It will let the stores that will close this fiscal year know over the next month
Mervyns- Bankruptcy all stores to close after holiday!!
Circuit City - Bankruptcy all stores to close.
Shoe Pavilion-Bankruptcy all stores to close
Room Source- Bankruptcy all stores to close
Eddie Bauer to close more stores. Eddie Bauer has already closed 27 shops in the first quarter and plans to close up to two more outlet stores by the end of the year.
Cache closing stores. Women’s retailer Cache announced that it is closing 20 to 23 stores this year.
Lane Bryant, Fashion Bug, Catherines closing 150 stores nationwide. The owner of retailers Lane Bryant , Fashion Bug , Catherine’s Plus Sizes will close about 150 under performing stores this year. The company hasn’t provided a list of specific store closures and can’t say when it will offer that info, spokeswoman Brooke Perry said today.
Talbots, J. Jill closing stores. About a month ago, Talbot’s announced that it will be shuttering all 78 of its kids and men’s stores. Now the company says it will close another 22 under performing stores.. The 22 stores will be a mix of Talbot’s women’s and J. Jill , another chain it owns. The closures will occur this fiscal year, according to a company press release.
Gap Inc. closing 85 stores. In addition to its namesake chain, Gap also owns Old Navy and Banana Republic . The company said the closures - all planned for fiscal 2008 - will be weighted toward the Gap brand.
Foot Locker to close 140 stores. In the company press release and during its conference call with analysts today, it did not specify where the future store closures - all planned in fiscal 2008 - will be. The company could not be immediately reached for comment.
Wickes is going out of business. Wickes Furniture is going out of business and closing all of its stores, Wickes, a 37-year-old retailer that targets middle-income customers, filed for bankruptcy protection last month.
Goodbye Levitz / BOMBAY - closed already. The furniture retailer, which is going out of business. Levitz first announced it was going out of business and closing all 76 of its stores in December. The retailer dates back to 1910 when Richard Levitz opened his first furniture store in Lebanon , PA. In the 1960’s, the warehouse/showroom concept brought Levitz to the forefront of the furniture industry. The local Levitz closures will follow the shutdown of Bombay ..
Zales, Piercing Pagoda closing stores. The owner of Zales and Piercing Pagoda previously said it plans to close 82 stores by July 31. Today, it announced that it is closing another 23 under performing stores. The company said it’s not providing a list of specific store closures. Of the 105 locations planned for closure, 50 are kiosks and 55 are stores.
Disney Store owner has the right to close 98 stores. The Walt Disney Company announced it acquired about 220 Disney Stores from subsidiaries of The Children’s Place Retail Stores. The exact number of stores acquired will depend on negotiations with landlords. Those subsidiaries of Children’s Place filed for bankruptcy protection in late March. Walt Disney, in the news release, said it has also obtained the right to close about 98 Disney Stores in the U.S. The press release didn’t list those stores.
Home Depot store closings. (E. Brunswick, Rt 18 just put up their closing sign) ATLANTA - Nearly 7+ months after its chief executive said there were no plans to cut the number of its core retail stores, The Home Depot Inc. announced Thursday that it is shuttering 15 of them amid a slumping U.S. economy and housing market. The move will affect 1,300 employees. It is the first time the world’s largest home improvement store chain has ever closed a flagship store for performance reasons. Its shares rose almost 5 percent. The Atlanta-based company said the under performing U.S. stores being closed represents less than 1 percent of its existing stores. They will be shuttered within the next two months.
CompUSA (CLOSED) clarifies details on store closings. Any extended warranties purchased for products through CompUSA will be honored by a third-party provider, Assurant Solutions. Gift cards, rain checks, and rebates purchased prior to December 12 can be redeemed at any time during the final sale. For those who have a gadget currently in for service with CompUSA, the repair will be completed and the gadget will be returned to owners.
Macy’s - 9 stores
Pacific Sunwear - 153 Demo stores
Pep Boys - 33 stores
Sprint Nextel - 125 retail locations. New Sprint Nextel CEO Dan Hesse appears to have inherited a company bleeding subscribers by the thousands, and will now officially be dropping the ax on 4,000 employees and 125 retail locations. Amid the loss of 639,000 postpaid customers in the fourth quarter, Sprint will be cutting a total of 6.7% of its work force (following the 5,000 layoffs last year) and 8% of company-owned brick-and-mortar stores, while remaining mute on other rumors that it will consolidate its headquarters in Kansas . Sprint Nextel shares are down $2.89, or nearly 25%, at the time of this writing.
J. C. Penney, Lowe’s and Office Depot are scaling back
Ethan Allen Interiors: The company announced plans to close
12 of 300+ stores in an effort to cut costs.
Wilsons the Leather Experts - 158 stores
Pacific Sunwear will close its 154 Demo stores after a review of strategic alternatives for the urban-apparel brand. Seventy-four under performing Demo stores closed last May.
Sharper Image: The company recently filed for bankruptcy protection and announced that 90 of its 184 stores are closing. The retailer will still operate 94 stores to pay off debts, but 90 of these stores have performed poorly and also may close..
Bombay Company: The company unveiled plans to close all 384 U.S.-based Bombay Company stores. The company’s online storefront has discontinued operations.
KB Toys posted a list of 356 stores that it is closing around the United States as part of its bankruptcy reorganization. To see the list of store closings, go to the KB Toys Information web site, and click on Press Information
Dillard’s to Close More Stores. Dillard’s Inc. said it will continue to focus on closing under performing stores, reducing expenses and improving its merchandise in 2008. At the company’s annual shareholder meeting, CEO William Dillard II said the company will close another six under performing stores this year
***Deezam homie, this shit aint no joke.
-Young Ollie the ratings booster
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*****UPDATE*****
I got a message in the comment section from Rudy saying:
"Your article is inaccurate. Movie Gallery is not planning to close any stores at this time. Please find an official statement from the company here: http://www.moviegallery.com/company/blog.aspx. Please remove the paragraph about Movie Gallery from your article at your earliest convenience. Thank you.
November 21, 2008 12:21 PM "
Whew, those cats at Movie Gallery want everyone to think that nothing is wrong. Sorry Rudy! The section that said:
"Movie Gallery - 160 stores as part of reorganization plan to exit bankruptcy. The video rental company plans to close 400 of 3,500 Movie Gallery and Hollywood Video stores in addition to the 520 locations the video rental chain closed last fall."
has been removed by request.
-Ollie the kid
Ann Taylor closing 117 stores nationwide. A company spokeswoman said the company hasn’t revealed which stores will be shuttered. It will let the stores that will close this fiscal year know over the next month
Mervyns- Bankruptcy all stores to close after holiday!!
Circuit City - Bankruptcy all stores to close.
Shoe Pavilion-Bankruptcy all stores to close
Room Source- Bankruptcy all stores to close
Eddie Bauer to close more stores. Eddie Bauer has already closed 27 shops in the first quarter and plans to close up to two more outlet stores by the end of the year.
Cache closing stores. Women’s retailer Cache announced that it is closing 20 to 23 stores this year.
Lane Bryant, Fashion Bug, Catherines closing 150 stores nationwide. The owner of retailers Lane Bryant , Fashion Bug , Catherine’s Plus Sizes will close about 150 under performing stores this year. The company hasn’t provided a list of specific store closures and can’t say when it will offer that info, spokeswoman Brooke Perry said today.
Talbots, J. Jill closing stores. About a month ago, Talbot’s announced that it will be shuttering all 78 of its kids and men’s stores. Now the company says it will close another 22 under performing stores.. The 22 stores will be a mix of Talbot’s women’s and J. Jill , another chain it owns. The closures will occur this fiscal year, according to a company press release.
Gap Inc. closing 85 stores. In addition to its namesake chain, Gap also owns Old Navy and Banana Republic . The company said the closures - all planned for fiscal 2008 - will be weighted toward the Gap brand.
Foot Locker to close 140 stores. In the company press release and during its conference call with analysts today, it did not specify where the future store closures - all planned in fiscal 2008 - will be. The company could not be immediately reached for comment.
Wickes is going out of business. Wickes Furniture is going out of business and closing all of its stores, Wickes, a 37-year-old retailer that targets middle-income customers, filed for bankruptcy protection last month.
Goodbye Levitz / BOMBAY - closed already. The furniture retailer, which is going out of business. Levitz first announced it was going out of business and closing all 76 of its stores in December. The retailer dates back to 1910 when Richard Levitz opened his first furniture store in Lebanon , PA. In the 1960’s, the warehouse/showroom concept brought Levitz to the forefront of the furniture industry. The local Levitz closures will follow the shutdown of Bombay ..
Zales, Piercing Pagoda closing stores. The owner of Zales and Piercing Pagoda previously said it plans to close 82 stores by July 31. Today, it announced that it is closing another 23 under performing stores. The company said it’s not providing a list of specific store closures. Of the 105 locations planned for closure, 50 are kiosks and 55 are stores.
Disney Store owner has the right to close 98 stores. The Walt Disney Company announced it acquired about 220 Disney Stores from subsidiaries of The Children’s Place Retail Stores. The exact number of stores acquired will depend on negotiations with landlords. Those subsidiaries of Children’s Place filed for bankruptcy protection in late March. Walt Disney, in the news release, said it has also obtained the right to close about 98 Disney Stores in the U.S. The press release didn’t list those stores.
Home Depot store closings. (E. Brunswick, Rt 18 just put up their closing sign) ATLANTA - Nearly 7+ months after its chief executive said there were no plans to cut the number of its core retail stores, The Home Depot Inc. announced Thursday that it is shuttering 15 of them amid a slumping U.S. economy and housing market. The move will affect 1,300 employees. It is the first time the world’s largest home improvement store chain has ever closed a flagship store for performance reasons. Its shares rose almost 5 percent. The Atlanta-based company said the under performing U.S. stores being closed represents less than 1 percent of its existing stores. They will be shuttered within the next two months.
CompUSA (CLOSED) clarifies details on store closings. Any extended warranties purchased for products through CompUSA will be honored by a third-party provider, Assurant Solutions. Gift cards, rain checks, and rebates purchased prior to December 12 can be redeemed at any time during the final sale. For those who have a gadget currently in for service with CompUSA, the repair will be completed and the gadget will be returned to owners.
Macy’s - 9 stores
Pacific Sunwear - 153 Demo stores
Pep Boys - 33 stores
Sprint Nextel - 125 retail locations. New Sprint Nextel CEO Dan Hesse appears to have inherited a company bleeding subscribers by the thousands, and will now officially be dropping the ax on 4,000 employees and 125 retail locations. Amid the loss of 639,000 postpaid customers in the fourth quarter, Sprint will be cutting a total of 6.7% of its work force (following the 5,000 layoffs last year) and 8% of company-owned brick-and-mortar stores, while remaining mute on other rumors that it will consolidate its headquarters in Kansas . Sprint Nextel shares are down $2.89, or nearly 25%, at the time of this writing.
J. C. Penney, Lowe’s and Office Depot are scaling back
Ethan Allen Interiors: The company announced plans to close
12 of 300+ stores in an effort to cut costs.
Wilsons the Leather Experts - 158 stores
Pacific Sunwear will close its 154 Demo stores after a review of strategic alternatives for the urban-apparel brand. Seventy-four under performing Demo stores closed last May.
Sharper Image: The company recently filed for bankruptcy protection and announced that 90 of its 184 stores are closing. The retailer will still operate 94 stores to pay off debts, but 90 of these stores have performed poorly and also may close..
Bombay Company: The company unveiled plans to close all 384 U.S.-based Bombay Company stores. The company’s online storefront has discontinued operations.
KB Toys posted a list of 356 stores that it is closing around the United States as part of its bankruptcy reorganization. To see the list of store closings, go to the KB Toys Information web site, and click on Press Information
Dillard’s to Close More Stores. Dillard’s Inc. said it will continue to focus on closing under performing stores, reducing expenses and improving its merchandise in 2008. At the company’s annual shareholder meeting, CEO William Dillard II said the company will close another six under performing stores this year
***Deezam homie, this shit aint no joke.
-Young Ollie the ratings booster
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*****UPDATE*****
I got a message in the comment section from Rudy saying:
"Your article is inaccurate. Movie Gallery is not planning to close any stores at this time. Please find an official statement from the company here: http://www.moviegallery.com/company/blog.aspx. Please remove the paragraph about Movie Gallery from your article at your earliest convenience. Thank you.
November 21, 2008 12:21 PM "
Whew, those cats at Movie Gallery want everyone to think that nothing is wrong. Sorry Rudy! The section that said:
"Movie Gallery - 160 stores as part of reorganization plan to exit bankruptcy. The video rental company plans to close 400 of 3,500 Movie Gallery and Hollywood Video stores in addition to the 520 locations the video rental chain closed last fall."
has been removed by request.
-Ollie the kid
Monday, November 17, 2008
Memo to the legions of fans
It has recently come to my attention that my slacking off has not gone unnoticed. For this i am sorry. I have been in the lab crackin out every day tryin to get some new shit up for the people. Two posts a day isnt cuttin it, especially when they are both videos. Ive been slackin in my mackin, but i promise that ends today and im back on my grizzly. Please take it easy on me, im only one person and im tryin real hard to get back to the original greatness of this site.
So let me hit you off with some updates...
**Got some interviews in the works with several up and coming/established emcees beasting on the independent game.
**I think im ready to unleash the great self debate on the people.
**Workin on a limited run of shirts/stickers, but only those that participate will be eligible to recieve them.
**Lots of other stuff to look out for in the weeks/months to come and WATCH OUT FOR THE BAMA IN 2009!!
Sincerest apologies
-Oliver Wrist
So let me hit you off with some updates...
**Got some interviews in the works with several up and coming/established emcees beasting on the independent game.
**I think im ready to unleash the great self debate on the people.
**Workin on a limited run of shirts/stickers, but only those that participate will be eligible to recieve them.
**Lots of other stuff to look out for in the weeks/months to come and WATCH OUT FOR THE BAMA IN 2009!!
Sincerest apologies
-Oliver Wrist
Friday, November 7, 2008
As you all know by now...
This blog revolves around me and my opinions exclusively (not much different than any other point in my normal day to day life) so if you disagree with anything i have to say, at any point, i really couldnt care less... With that being said, I really, really, reallllllllllly...require approval...LOL.
Get involved, throw some comments, argue with me, i promise to not only personally respond, but i will also prove you wrong, using photos and documents i find doing google searches... TRY ME!
So I'm just giving a small update to keep the legions of fans at ease (all 6 of you). I'm workin on a big post (well in my opinion) that I am actually taking the time to debate (with myself of course, no other opinion matters), draft, and edit before I post, something I have never done before. If you hadnt noticed there are usually tons of typos in almost every post, its like that for a reason, A) i dont really give a fuck and B) everything i type is right off the dome. I just pick my topic, find the accompanying photos/watch the neccessary videos/read the neccesary text/Etc. then throw it down and write how i feel about it. I dont go out of my way for any post i make. If its here, however long it took me to find the photo/video/article and give a reaction is how long the post took... typically no longer than 20 minutes ever (unless i get caught up doin some other shit).
So, hopefully ill be done arguing with myself before the 5 oclock whistle blows and i head home for a weekend of tomfoolery when i watch the GOD AWFUL San Diego Chargers disappoint me, yet again...
The wheels are turnin and im one step closer to droppin some new heat for yas...
-Oliver Wrist
Get involved, throw some comments, argue with me, i promise to not only personally respond, but i will also prove you wrong, using photos and documents i find doing google searches... TRY ME!
So I'm just giving a small update to keep the legions of fans at ease (all 6 of you). I'm workin on a big post (well in my opinion) that I am actually taking the time to debate (with myself of course, no other opinion matters), draft, and edit before I post, something I have never done before. If you hadnt noticed there are usually tons of typos in almost every post, its like that for a reason, A) i dont really give a fuck and B) everything i type is right off the dome. I just pick my topic, find the accompanying photos/watch the neccessary videos/read the neccesary text/Etc. then throw it down and write how i feel about it. I dont go out of my way for any post i make. If its here, however long it took me to find the photo/video/article and give a reaction is how long the post took... typically no longer than 20 minutes ever (unless i get caught up doin some other shit).
So, hopefully ill be done arguing with myself before the 5 oclock whistle blows and i head home for a weekend of tomfoolery when i watch the GOD AWFUL San Diego Chargers disappoint me, yet again...
The wheels are turnin and im one step closer to droppin some new heat for yas...
-Oliver Wrist
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