Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Eatin good in the hood

Ol' Fresno bred, aspiring emcee, sperm donor, walking punchline, setting white people back 25 years, antithesis of Ollie himself Kevin Federline looks like hes been eatin good off them alimony checks and child support payments.

K-Fed 2006:

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The cornrows, damn homie, just damn. What are you thinkin' dog? Anyways, lookin pretty fit, still workin out to keep his spot as Britney's back up dancer. Fast forward 2 years, 2 kids, and a lunatic ex-wife with more money than she knows what to do with and you get the 2008 K-Fed:

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Your boy looks like he put on a solid 50 pounds. But he's prolly like "fuggit, i pulled the baddest bitch in the game (make no mistake, britney held that title for quite a while) while she was still bad, i squeezed off 2 pups inside her, I macked tons of other breezy's whilst being married to her, i got fame, i dropped an album, and im still pullin loads of tail off my name alone, the fuck do i care?"

Now, I cant front, as easy as it is to hate on K-Fed for being a complete tool with absolutely no skills to speak of (except makin babies), I dont think this cat gets enough respect/praise for what he was actually able to accomplish. Look dude, he took britney when she looked like this:

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Wifed her up, ran her through, squeezed off in her, and turned her into this:

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Now hes sittin home gettin fat and countin his stacks:

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While Britney struggles to make a comeback to keep up with them child support and alimony payments. K-Fed reversed the game and ran that bitch for her loot-cakes and now, he never has to worry about money or work another day for the rest of his life.

NUFF RESPEK!!!

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K-Fed is in the running for iciest of the year.

-Ollie

3 comments:

Jonny D said...

He may have gained weight and embarrassed himself with a failed attempt at music but he stays winning for living off Britney.

Wish I could find a sugar momma, knock her up and get paid.

Royal said...

Britty Spears is just the thickest now.
I'd still get it and quit it.

kevin197 said...

I feel a certain shame, cause I gotta share a first name with this dude, but yo, HE BAGGED SHAR JACKSON!!!