The evidence:
im likin' what i see, fake or not, them joints is sittin right. Homegirl is better known for her unreal backyard:
Thats a whole lotta back... Ive always been a fan of young Angel too. That is, until i stumbled onto this photo and damn near gagged:
YUCK!! do you see whats going on here? The waist to ass to thigh to calf ratio is alllllll wrong. Good lord, just have a look at how skinny her legs are. That is absolutely terrible. Home girl needs to go back to the doctor that filled that tail up with silicone and have him/her shoot some juice up in them thighs and calves. I just cant stop staring at that picture, and for all the wrong reasons. Those are the definition of chicken legs and that shit is alarmingly disturbing. Besides, im a firm believer that ol' girl is only about a christmas dinner away from turning it into this:
Whew, now thats just wrong. Can we please save this post with a picture of what a backyard is supposed to look like??
And the obligatory bikini joint...
Now you see that? Thats the triple threat. The hook and arch, the thigh, and the calf perfectly compliment eachother. Ladies take head.
-Ollie
3 comments:
i must disagree...chicken legs or not that bitch was given that ass from her momma not dr rey like kimmy k...if u ask me her ass legs waste everything is much better then the white chicken...anywho your one of my best friends so me thinking this way is absolutely nothing new to u whatsoever...and by the way i didnt bet my mortgage on your picks...one, because i dont have a mortgage haha, and two i was highly dissapointed when i read that u said b more had no offense and wasnt going to be able to score..have u been watching football?? they have one of the most efficient offenses in the league this year...anyways, your right more often than wrong so i cant go to hard on ya...keep doing the picks on fridays its always good to read good ol ollies opinions on pigskin...holla atcho boy
Jessica Biel literally has one of the best ass/waist/thigh/calf ratios in the game. And for the record, Ms. Luv DID NOT get them backs from her momma. That is silicone injected, throw some D's on that bitch but they aint even chrome fake ass overly enhanced apendages. Thats the chest plate and the back yard were refering to. And to defend my statement concerning Baltimore's offense... efficiency seminciency, Joey Flacco (worst name in the game right now, sounds like a little wanna be south sider in a bad teenage gangster movie) went something like 10/21 (thats completing less than 50 percent of his passes) and they only had a TOTAL of 281 yards of offense. Are you really going to tell me thats efficient? Or is that a result of the defense forcing turnovers that set them (the Ravens) up for scores inside the opponents 30 yard line. Lets run down the rest of the stats.
Flacco 10/21 134 yds. 1 touchdown 1 interception.
Rushing, 147 yards on 35+ carries.
3rd down conversions: 5-15 (33.333%)
Etc. That, my friend is not good offense, that is Great Defense. Shit, their defense is almost as good as Ray Lewis' attorneys. HAHA.
I stand by all my picks, even though they cost me close to 1,000 dollars in return cash.
SORRY SON THAT ASS IS REAL...AND ON SOME FOOTBALL SHIT...EFFICIENCY TO ME IS PUTTIN POINTS ON THE BOARD I DONT CARE WHERE ON THE FIELD THEY START...AND 147 RUSH YARDS IS BETTER THAN GOOD FOR ANYONE ON ANY WEEK...FLACCO DOES SOUND LIKE A GANGSTA FLICK BUT THE KID IS ON POINT...ITS ALL GOOD WHEN WE GO TO THE NINERS GAME U CAN SEE A REAL FOOTBALL TEAM PSSSSHHHHHHHHH SYKEEEEE....HOLLAATCHABOI
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