Monday, November 24, 2008

Kanye is back and more wild than ever...

I have spent countless hours of my days, as your favorite blogger, covering all of the hard stories, and really working hard to keep the folks entertained. Of those previously mentioned hours, approximately 15% has been spent bashing Kanye West's new adventures in music. In a recent interview Kanye decided to let the folks know, once again, how much more advanced he is than the rest of you hip hop scum...

And I quote:

“I don’t even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in. I have to be in a way more grimey environment to turn any rap music on” - Kanye West

This is BIG! The current savior and supposed future of hip-hop is sooo much better than the rest of us hip hop pee-ons that he has decided to part ways with rap music... Apparently he is too suffistocated to listen to the music he exploited to get himself to his current position in life. Good call Kanye, quit listening to rap and hit us off with stellar performances like these:

HAHA! This guy! There are sooo many things wrong with this performance. I'm gonna just focus on the fashion here...


Is this muhfucka wearing a fox tail?? Yes, he really is. He compliments it nicely with those skinny jeans and what appear to be Sperry top sider deck shoes. Add alladat to that awful Pastelle (Kanye's new clothing line) jacket and his trademarked (or is that swagger jacked??) sunglasses and that overgrown, part high-top fade, part caesar, part jerry curl and what have you got?

The definition of fashion victim. Poor Kanye is just lost folks. His chick did a real number on him. Most of us just get drunk and cut with anything that walks when we get our hearts broken. Nah, this fool stepped way the fuck outta his lane and has proceeded to make a mockery of not only himself, but of the fans (myself included) that once praised this guy's musical genius.

Mr. West needs to fall out the limelight and go into hibernation for about 8 months to a year, come back and bless the people with the things they deserve from a Kanye West album.

Do I even need to remind you people that Kanye was recently voted the #17 most influntial man in the world? PLEASE DO NOT TAKE YOUR CUES FROM KANYE WEST!!

Another highlight of the American Music Awards last night was Kanye's acceptance speech when he won for best Male Rap/Hip Hop Musician of the Year...

He said "This is (Lil)Wayne's award. Last year it was Kanye's, this year it's (Lil) Wayne's." HAHAHAHA.

Jimmy Kimmel hit him and the audience with this gem "Last year he was throwin fits cause he didnt win, now he does win and he wants to give the award away, I dont get this guy". Our sentiments exactly Mr. Kimmel.

-Ollie the savior


Kristen said...

...and he wants to be Elvis

oliver wrist said...

you hit the nail squarely on the head with that one.