NICKELPLATEDBAMA: Instant Classic: Dirt Nasty

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Instant Classic: Dirt Nasty

Anyone who reads this site knows that my favorite thing in this world outside of the thick white woman is ice cold extra pimperish super ign'ant behavoir. I can't explain why I love outlandish behavoir so much, maybe its a reflection of my wild days as a young buck on the come-up, maybe its because I listened to so much early '90's Bay Area rap music, or maybe its just because wild muhfuckas make me laugh. Whatever the reason, just know, if you go hard on your hoe, clown stupid folks to their face, or just generally act like a dick at all times, you are definitely cool in my book.

Now that we've gotten the new readers up to speed (Ollie has been shamelessly self promoting via myspace and facebook), let's get into today's first post.

Dirt Nasty is straight up cold. Like dry ice, burn your fingers cause it's so damn cold, COLD. I absolutely love this cat. I remember hearin some of his joints a couple years back, but I hadn't thought about him since. Yesterday I was cruisin one of the homie's myspace pages and saw a couple videos from Dirt Nasty posted on his page.

Matter of fact, lets get into those right now...

This first joint is called "droppin names". He basically just calls out anyone with any sort of celebrity and goes really hard on these punk ass tricks that run around Hollywood acting like they're owed somethin. Roll that shit...

HAHA. Is it obvious yet why I like this cat so much? This fool is O.J. Simpson official pimpin slappin hoes and doin it extra MAGNUM. HAHA.

Some of you might be thinking, why do I recognize him? It's really a simple answer... His name is Simon Rex and he is an actor/model. He was in the "Scary Movie" series along with a bunch of other t.v. shows and whatnot. The truth is, Dirt Nasty is his alter ego, and being that I have a ridiculous amount of alter egos, my affection for what this fool is doin just grows.

Here's another joint called 1980...

I love how he makes fun of the super educated, AP english, listened to too much Wu-Tang and tryin to align your rhymes with the planets, doesn't make a bit of sense but the backpackers follow it, typical, run of the mill, everyday white kid rap. He even has a backpack on. This fool is too damn much. Watch out for a cameo from Schwayze(those jerk-offs from the MTV show Buzzin') and Evidence from Dilated Peoples fame.

One more video for good measure cause I'm feelin so agressively ice cold right now...

This one is called "Cracker Ass Fantastic"...

HAHA. Nothin more to say other than "Classic". This cat inspires me to rap, no joke. I think imma hafta drop an album this year. Yeah Right.

-Young Ollie da Don

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Nickel Plated Bama: Who? What? When? Where? Why? and How?

Who writes NickelPlatedBama?

Oliver Wrist writes, edits, designs, takes photos, and publishes NickelPlatedBama personally Monday-Friday. Oliver Wrist is an alter ego that I created as a means of getting things off of my chest. Ollie is irrational and flagrant. Once boos are introduced, the hillarity ensues. Rather than feel bad, Oliver chooses to embrace his lunacy and use his shamelessness for a greater good. Oliver's travels and opinions are documented on an almost daily basis. I say almost daily because I don't work on weekends.

What is NickelPlatedBama? What is A Nickel Plated Bama?

Nickelplatedbama is a face-melting social commentary blog written from the perspective of a self absorbed asshole with no shame or morals to speak of. If you're into hip hop music, silky smooth breezys, absurdly opinionated witty banter and reading the rants of an anti-social, overly confident, self absorbed "writer" (for lack of a better word) please continue. NickelPlatedBama is a source for venting and bashing, hating and thrashing, shitting and blasting on everything from bad food to bad music and everything in between. I don't hate everything however. NickelPlatedBama and more importantly Oliver Wrist praise iconic figures such as the ever elusive white girl thickness, mid-'90's hip hop, fashion, graffiti, art, ice cold behavior, celebreality t.v., Chicago Cubs baseball, San Diego Chargers football, College Basketball, Early '90's WWF wrestling, laughing at other peoples misfortunes, and generally acting like a complete type-a sociopath.

Nickel Plated Bama is extra gutter street slang for a nickel (the precious metal) plated hand cannon. You know, a burner, a strap, a gat, a tre pound, a whistle, or for the uninitiated a gun.

When did NickelPlatedBama get started?

Oliver Wrist has been the other half of my split personality for years. It originally started as my DJ'ing name. My career as a DJ lasted only about as long as it took me to write this BIO. As it turns out, I am an awful DJ. Not because I play bad records, but because I butcher the scratches. My brother, Young Smalls, a.k.a. DJ Fuzzy Badfeet, has taken over the reigns and is now my own personal DJ. Although Smalls refuses to accept the things I have taught him since birth as doctrine, he still gets the Oliver Wrist stamp of approval as a purveyor of all things mixed well. He uses my turntables, my mixer, and my records to do his thug-thizzle, but he is a much better DJ than I could ever be, so I just give him enough shit to remain enthusiastic. Being that my foray into the DJ world went south, I decided to use writing as a tool to express myself creatively. Thus far it has proven somewhat successful. How do I know? Well, you're reading this aren't you?

Where did you come up with NickelPlatedBama?

I have spent so much of my valuable time force-feeding the readers of this blog my personal musical preferences (Read: mid-'90's new york hip hop, ign'ant pimp shit, '90's bay area movement, etc.) and blasting all these idiots that set themselves up for utter failure everytime they open their mouth, or press record on the video camera over the last few months, that I forgot to ever place the credit where the credit was due. Nickel Plated Bama is a reference to a line in a song from the 808 King himself (No not you Kanye). I'm talking about The RZA. a.k.a. Bobby Digital. a.k.a. Bobby Boulders. a.k.a. The Abbot. a.k.a. The head of the Wu-Tang dynasty. When I came up with the idea to start writing a blog, I wanted to name it something that most people wouldn't understand right out of the gate, creating a buzz as a result of the inherent curiousity of the average internet lurker. The result was a line from a Bobby Digital album where RZA says "my head is a like a Nickel Plated Bamma". I guess I should just go ahead and spell it out for you. Instead of using an obvious title such as "The Smoking Gun" (besides, it was already taken) for a blog name, I decided to get creative. So, with this blog title, I pay homage to one of my favorite, not only rappers, but creator of things, and still stay sharper than a sword with the usage of metaphor in describing the gun (my keyboard) i use to roast those i deem indesirable.

See above question titled "What is a Nickel Plated Bama".

Why?

Why not is a better question. I hate alot of shit. I want people to know that I hate aforementioned "shit". This was covered in the above section titled "Who writes Nickel Plated Bama".

How do you pronounce the "BAMA"?

It recently came to my attention while I was in the streets passing out stickers and shamelessly promoting this blog that alot of people were mispronouncing the "BAMA". I will make it very easy for you all.

Think Alabama. Don't think Obama. Are we clear now? I really hope so.

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While most opinions on this site are based in fact, they are merely that, opinions. If you take this shit seriously OR anything that Oliver Wrist has to say personally, than it was definitely directed at you. If you are easily offended, read on, YOU are the target audience. And ladies, Oliver Wrist is the Asshole your mother warned you about. Oliver Wrist is extremely self absorbed and could not care less if your feelings get hurt. If you disagree with anything Oliver Wrist has to say, please make it public, so that Oliver Wrist may be able to roast you publicly.

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Instant Classic: Dirt Nasty

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