Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Miss USA 1991: Porn Star

Kelli McCarty, formerly Miss U.S.A. 1991 and star of that hideous daytime soap "Passions" recently made the big step (down?) up to gettin railed on video for a MILF type series for Vivid Video.

Cats that know what's poppin in the porn world know that Vivid Video runs shit. These cats have had the top notch breezies on lock for decades, and they just added another thoroughbred to their stable. It is a dream of mine that every good lookin' female celebrity (a-list to z-list, I'm not picky) make some sort of sex tape. Why? Well I think Jim Norton said it best"

I'm paraphrasing "you (female celebs) should be required to be filmed having sex in order to consider yourself a sex symbol. I mean, how do we know Marilyn Monroe wasn't a fuckin retard in the sack? At least we know Paris Hilton can suck a dick, therefore she is allowed to be considered a sex symbol..." or something to that affect. But it makes perfect sense.

Alot of the blogs around the webs are gettin mad salty about this and goin hard on ol' girl for jumpin' into porn. WHY AGAIN?? This bitch won the most prestigious beauty pageant this country has to offer, then finished in the top 5 for the UNIVERSE, and cats dont want to see her get treated like dirt in a porno?

What is this world coming to, seriously. I do think she would have been better served to join the cast of "Rock Of Love part 9" but this way, at least I get to see this crazy old bird get banged out.

This is a little video of a photoshoot. It is technically safe for work.

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