Wednesday, January 21, 2009

I Thought This Ended With "Single Ladies"...

By now you have all seen the wild ass videos that hit the net when Beyonce unleashed that Sascha Fierce "Single Ladies" mess a couple months back. If you forgot how bad it got, you can see a few examples HERE, HERE, and HERE. Definitely click those.

Anyways, I thought the shit was over and the world could move on from making viral videos dancing to Beyonce songs. WRONG!! The latest hot mess of wildness comes courtesy of the "DIVA" joint Beyonce hit the stans with. Lets roll a little footage of this tomfoolery...



Alright, thats not so bad. It's definitely cat-like, but ultimately not the worst shit i've seen. I just wonder what happened during the video when it drops down to angle 2 and catches homie from the side? Is there someone in the room filming this monkey business? How the hell could you feel comfortable enough around ANYONE to "pop that pussy" like that? Jesus, please take the wheel. In reference to the big homie in the previous video, I'm pretty sure he's not a batti boy (for you non-rastas out there, "batti boy" is a faggot). I definitely cannot say the same for the cat in the next video...



Oh hell nah homie. You can't be hittin cats like this in your living room. And a piece of advice, for your own sake, that facial hair is just turrible, and only further informing people of your gayness. I know, I know, he's just a dancer, he's not definitely gay. AHNNNNTTT. Homie is in firm violation of the "no gay shit" rule. But wait, THERE"S MORE!!!! Let me introduce ya'll to Biodun. This muhfucka rite chea is straight WILD. Peep a little evidence...



Damn homie. Just Damn. It is blatantly obvious that you're in possession of balls, how you gonna hit the world off with that outfit? And the weaved extensions stapled to the hat trick?? HAHAHA. Oh man. If you didn't get enough of this dude in that video, you can check his youtube channel (yeah there's alot more of these) BIODUN.

Thats it right? There couldn't possibly be any worse than Biodun, it's just not possible right? Wrong. Allow me to introduce you to 111288CBABY.



This cat originally tricked me for about 4.5 seconds. In that brief moment in time I actually believed this was a chick. But no, My eyes were once again scarred by the wildness that these bruvas keep hittin us with. How bout the room homie is in? That is the most rickety t.v. stand I have ever seen. What is that, a 13" tube? And those outfits? Good lord homie, that top is extra aggressive. My 7 year old niece couldn't even get away with that. And you really set that 'fit off with the white joints huh? Can I just say this, ol' boy looks like he is AT LEAST 6'2". By my calculations, i have to assume that he wears at least a men's size 13. What is that in women's?? Like a 15?? Those boots have to be custom made. They just have to. This dude has taken the cake. That's it. I have decided...

Worst. Shim. Ever.

and as we all know, the opinion of your boy Ollie, is the only opinion that matters.

More videos as they come to me.

-Ollie

4 comments:

Kristen said...

I have serious issues with contestant #2. There is a vast difference between a trained male dancer who is straight but may give off some feminine vibes vs a dude with questionable sexuality trying to hide behind the performing art so he can dance sexy like a female. What is with the chair action? That was seriously disturbing. Not to mention when he looks right (his left) and you can tell he is checking himself out in the mirror. This means he actually knows how ridiculous he looks AS he is recording this video. Then to top it off he watched it, thought he looked good, and decided to post it on youtube. Oh yeah, why does he have his hood up like it's cold but he's rocking cargo shorts with no socks? Paleez!

oliver wrist said...

to the comment-leaving loyalists, Kristen is killing you. Please, step your game up, or don't even come in her house.

Kristen, that was spot on, perfectly broken down commentary.

Bravo.

-Ollie

michael fucking kusserow said...

yo man that is the worst vid ive ever seen another man make. makes me wanna staraight up vomit in my mouth. haha loving the blog

Jason said...

that was the worst shit i've ever seen.

keep up the good work.