Lurker (as defined by Oliver Wrist): Someone who consistently takes the time out to read this (or any other) blog everyday yet never has 30 seconds to throw down a comment and let your boy know if youre feelin the site.
Look, anyone who knows me knows 2 things for certain, 1) im a straight up asshole and 2) i require attention constantly.
So heres where im going with this, im fairly certain that there is a pretty solid base of daily readers and if im ever going to get anything more than personal satisfaction (see: money) from this site you people are gonna have to start lending a hand...
In simple terms, advertisers pay by # of daily hits or feedback from readers... So please, take a second, write some kind words, argue with me, write a funny post and join the nickelplatedbama team, whatever it is that floats your boat but participate god damnit.
I need you folks to comment so i can know how im doing in the daily view statistics. Get on the bus, help your favorite blogger out, and do whats right, STOP being lazy.
I DO THIS FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, so do this for me. Thanks.
P.S. if you tried to comment before and were unable to due to the fact that you werent a google account holder, that problem has been remedied. Start talking..
P.S.S.--
Oliver may be lookin for some guest bloggers to start writing text and pushing this site forward to become more than just a couple of laughs a day... in other words i need an unpaid intern to write funny shit for me and allow me to take credit, feel free to apply via comment on this or any other post.
-Ollie needs that guap
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