Thursday, October 16, 2008

Disney Channel: turnin out hoes one day at a time

Aight, seriously what is it about girls that grow up in the disney organization turnin themselves out before they make the 20 year old mark?? Im dead serious here, it just blows me away, i mean, thats dope for the dudes that grow up on the disney set, they get to have at em before any of the rest of the B-list world even knows they exist. Lets have a look at some of the evidence...

Miley Cyrus:



haha, this little trick right here. It cracks me up that someone went to the hassle of creating a video on youtube of all of her "risque" photos. The fuck outta hea with that shit... Lets be real tho, shes just tryin to make herself relevant. She does little shit that every 16 year old girl is doin, but she just happens to be the daughter of the worlds greatest mullet, which puts her in the public eye.

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Gratuitous BRC mullet photos as often as possible. Bottom line, miley cyrus is about 2-3 years away from sextape status, although you know shes already gettin the dick down, her boyfriend is like some 22 year old nobody z-list singer celebrity that pops is endorsing. Fuggit, movin on..

I cant even front this broad Vanessa Hudgens is pretty good lookin, although she looks ethnic but has no ass, perplexin i know.. anyways to the evidence right...

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but then these photos hit the net:

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upon further inspection there might just be some ass there. (shes on the right??) If you do a quick google search youll definitely find the full on nudies, but i cant be postin those directly, this is a family site LOL.
Moral of the story here, I aint mad at ol' girl...

Then you move on to the real prizes, the Spears sisters. Damn homie, this is just bad all the way across. Remember when britney looked like this...

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God damn, and her sister was followin up in those footsteps mighty nicely:

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now they look like this...

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and this:

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respectfully.

Man oh man, whatever your puttin in the water over there at Disney... keep up the good work, youre ensuring that these girls have no success once they leave the disney family. Thats prolly the reason Raven Symone went ahead and added about 60 pounds to that frame and took that "fat" contract, and yes the pun was fully intended.

-its Allover

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